🖤 Killer Valentinesday Cards 🖤

If you have somebody special in your life, and you’re a bit mentally ill, then this blog is for you!!

We all have that someone we swoon over, and valentines is the day to give your secret admirer something to wonder about.

Or maybe you’re just into serial killer, like me and you love the dark humor in these KILLER Valentine’s Day cards!

Pun intended.

So without further ado, grab a picture over here and send away!

I’m not really big on Valentine’s Day gifts, because it’s not a holiday and it’s ruled by advertising and selling chocolates or sexy gifts or romantic gestures.

I’m not really big on romantic anything but this first one got me giggling like a school girl!

Maybe because I favor cannibals?

This one isn’t all cuddly and cute, but still a wholesome picture to send that someone special, to say just how much you adore them, and that you want to wake up next to them the rest of your life.. dead, of course.

In my opinion it’s better than an urn?

This one is a bit creepy, but romantic none the less. Stalkers get very obsessive about their victims.

Sometimes I wish I had someone that stalks me!

This one is short and sweet; I dig you.
Literally ?
Figuratively?

You tell me

Bind, torture and kiss me? Anyone up for Bloody Valentine’s Day? Send your crush this. I’m sure the appreciation will soar and you can bind and torture them for fun, followed by kisses!

Maybe you’re looking for something more in your relationship and you want to introduce your loved one into the family?
If so, then this is the right one for you! I loved it.