Introducing the Steem Savior Bot [Parody]

in vapenation •  7 years ago 

Guys, I have some bad news... Steem is doomed!

Listen, I know we at Flat-Earth Nation just joined the platform but we will not advertise Steem to 3.5 billion social followers and plants unless this one flaw gets fixed. We were so close to having Bill Gates and Gaben invest in ALL of the Steem but........

We now found this one bug that will RUIN, absolutely KILL steem and make it impossible to even sell it for Dogecoin!

Here's an example, although I have no basic knowledge of supply and demand or how the free markets work, this is what will guaranteed happen if we don't act NOW!!! NOW!!1

All the hedge-funds in the world will collapse the U.S Dollar and the Euro and invest into Steem, minnows making 0.01 steem curation a day will be able to purchase Lambos for their grandmas. But THEN, they will power up AI 360 spinbots and create supercomputers posting content that they will themselves upvote just like we are with all the vote selling bots out there. That does not mean that we are not in it for the $, we wanted all the visibility so that we can help you guys out so you don't get replaced by bots! These bots will figure out how to make transactions on Steem anonymous so no one can ever notice them taking 99% of the daily reward pool!

We already are in contact with people who are going to attempt this! I know what your thinking: "Nice these idiots will make us rich, we will just dump Steem on them at $1 million a coin and buy back cheaper later after we flag their ass to death with the rest of the existing steem so they will have to sell at a major loss", but... oh wait. What?


In all seriousness, I'm glad the community is starting to step up and realize that this isn't 2016 anymore where we just throw votes at newcomers that pretend to have a huge following on social media sites that are overrun by fake activity which can be bought for a few hundred $ vigilantes.

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I didn't upvote this post.

Send me 10 SBD with a link in memo and I won't upvote that post either!

Act now before it's too late!

Oh no, that last sentence made me pressured to do it. I better act fast cause I know you have 5 million bread fans and know what you are talking about!

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Yes, you are right!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

@apsu, your outsanding visual marketing has convience me that I need your non-upvote, please show me the way to get 4,999,999 bread fans so I can follow in your footsteps just 1 step behind you.....and I will send that 10 SBD 2 weeks ago from my account with only 5 SBD

Please don't be 1 step behind me, I'm leaning against a wall right now.

You can send me 4,999,999 breads to feed my fans if you don't have enough SBD!

The wall does not bother me, I will lie under you, or even climb ontop of you, whatever it takes, if I have to master the art of bread following.

Please wait till my breadbasket is fully powerup, and then every 2 hours I will be able to send 0.005 bread which means we can fulfill feeding all your fan in about a million years....which may not be in time to prevent fan starvation, so i apologize, i am an unworthy acolyte and might have to withdraw my application to follow 1 step before the blessed breaded one.

Don't listen to that dude give me 8 and I do the same... Undercut the competition!

Come on, he can get a premium quality deluxe non-upvote for only paying 25% more than your fees are!

whoa guy, Ill have you know, that I have insider information that your non vote deluxe package is not as described. I've got HUNDREDS of your past customers that can anonymously vouch for what I'm saying!!!!

If you find even one non-voted paying customer who is not satisfied, I will draw you a banana wearing jeans!

Well, you do mention the "Parody" in the headline - that was important... this way I felt free to laugh out loudly... heck, thanks for your post and let's hope for the best in the scence of "positive prospering and thriving" for the crowd and not just the handful and their AI this time... Would be really nice to see it, wouldn't it... Cheers to you from the Seven Mountains in Germany and thank you for all you are doing!!!! Upped and resteemed, hoping many will read and think!

HaHa!! There are many "Blender" as we say in Germany. People who borrowed the sunshine and pretend they can shed their light on to you, too.

Ha! Like that one!

If bots will replace the people, I will step up to slay them all!

Hasta la vista.. baby! I'll be back!

And those who aren't bots are actually @fyrstikken talking to him self on thousands of different accounts.. True story..

Wasn't as much about bots, more about the idiotic post of earthnation.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)


Steemit: When You Can't Take Anymore Shit....But We Still Need To Tell You To Put The Gun Down (Or At Least Point That Gun Somewhere Else)

Bwahahaha! Good one man. Lot of cyber bullying and whiny ass bullshit going on around here. Good to see a comedic spin 😎

Well this is what we are begging for, to please look into this matter, but seems like no one bothers.
I even saw amateurs getting more than 90K SP and selling their Upvotes. (Don't know from where they get it).
But yeah this is why we are not having Steem price going up.
And in the longer run, this can become messy.
I have also posted something same like this.

As someone in chat told me "Do you even know who I am?"

Sorry that was me, and your answer should be, 'no' 😁

Hahaha! Great one mate! I am still laughing at all the votes thrown on so many who were claiming to have a great following to bring mass people on here!

They never got my votes to begin with 😋

@acidyo Does it matter if my license plate says FLATRTH ???

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

In all seriousness, I'm glad the community is starting to step up and realize that this isn't 2016 anymore where we just throw votes at newcomers that pretend to have a huge following on social media sites that are overrun by fake activity which can be bought for a few hundred $ vigilantes.

Words!

Original content that folks enjoying producing is the key to their longevity on the platform. This is where we need to fire our Steem Power. 'Influencer' pffft

Hahahaha!!!
I don't see whats wrong with DogeCoin?

Its fun but nothing serious.

Well sir does it gona impact in pride of steem also and what should we do to protect us from such bots

Hello sir

Hello my friend

Hello Sirs.

Ahahaaaa 😂😂😂😂

I'm going to have to spit bars like diarrhea.

Hello

Ohh!! really sad for us.. We will wait, definitely goes high for sure. Because you guys know on the other side some great news are coming.. The blockchain group are planned to invest millions of dollar in it.. Thanks for sharing @acidyo

nice post

nice post.thank for sharing

Perhaps this is the 'second coming' of myth and legend manifested. Can I invest?

Good post my friends
I upvote and resteem

Hi

Hi

yeah AI bots are the biggest danger to the humanity :(

Fake news :)

nice, yeah agree with you

Thanks for sharing. Nice post!

Only way to remedy this situation is to send me your steem and sbd!!!!!1

I control the superbots and I can do great stuff, with your sbd, steem, or delegated steem power. I can fix all this!!! Trust me

But dogecoin much good!

We need more people to be BRAVE like you and speak out.

We hope Steem will have more control over the world of crypto in the future, there is nothing we can do if Steem gets worse.

@acidyo nice post we really have to pramote steemit thanks for the post can you please visit my blogs

Guys, I have some bad news... Steem is doomed!,, Are you joking bro !!!

... and I bought Bitcoin when it was $13 .. no, when it was $8 ... no when it was $3 So I must be smart. If you want to be smart like us, then click below for my free blah blah blah

And never forget. I predicted this a long time ago.

Nice, the parody. I believe in the power of the people. Steem is at the beginning of exploding mentalities, we are acting for our future.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hey @acidyo, @flatearthnation needs our support:

They are proposing planting trees right up to the very edge of the planet so the leaves can reach into outer-space....every 100% upvote will count towards this effort...they estimated that it will take many millions of Steem to plant even on water....and yes, only they can do this with the help of their 20 million devout elite specialist (all guaranteed right-handed and suitable for circle jerking) hand picked from the 3.617,526,382 Billion followers.

They are also helping cultivate oceans of shill minnow all naturally and organically by steem user generation farming, so they can use them feed the hungry and endangered spermless whale called @flatearthwhale with useless and substance-less arguments of support and random often repeated copy and paste statements, that no one will think twice that it’s the same guy with the password to 30 steem accounts.

And also how can you forget about their efforts to promote unending peace and self-prosperity by hogging @endlessUpVoteBOTS because they are enlighted and the @flatearthuniverse have chosen and spoken to them that they shall be the one to use 90% of all existing self-upvotes-bots to promote their spiritual and holy cause....of course every minnow who are left out should just follow & upvote them and feel the powerful and holy trail of their exhaust farts of blessings by 0.01 upvote thank you to their clueless comments.

Don't be blasphemous….this is serious shit.



Steemit: Don't Fuck With US....Cause our Collective Wisdom Don't Put Up With Shit

Up-Voted Because I'm Partial to a Perfectly Pompus Prissy Parody :)

you rock (and sway side2side) @acidyo!

I think you forgot to switch to your alt account.

Lol...trust me it's not mine....a month ago, I didn' t even know that Steemit exist.

it's some random bot that just upvotes for a ton of folks.

Some person name @biophil did this

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From Steemd.com: https://steemd.com/@thing-2?page=107

Ah, thought since you replied to your own comment, lol.

Nah...just a bad habit I form during my first few days here not know how to edit.

Now it's stuck....and I can't seem to shake it....confusing as fcuk isn't it? :P



Steemit: Brings out the Bad in my Habit

Hope my original replies add value to a good post or at least supports OP or OR with shits and grins :)

Here's the dude:

https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@biophil/notes-from-an-ultra-running-multidisciplinary-phd-student

doesn't look like he's hiding anything, omg...there is good folks here on steemit who just wants to encourage others with bots....who would have guessed.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Lets hope for the best and for a good future of this new community :)

My brain died when AI got involved...

Excellent post, thanks for the information, regards

hahahahahah.....I like your last line.

We can make this a bot free zone easily (imo) - It just takes some human effort.

(OK, hitting 6 keys isn't much effort, but some humans seem to think this is, bizarrely)

CAPTHCA for posting, and upvoting......?

i follow you and upvote your latest post please upvote my latest post

I will erase every bot if I can

Hahaha

This post was very informative thank you for sharing
you have my upvote plus a resteem
@mannyfig1956

Oh, I do not care! Just give me a few thousand, and I'll make a repost of this message, so that everyone knows about the soon sad demise of the platform! Oh no, am I kidding?