What do you call a vegan with depression?
Tofu, because it gets depressed.
Why did the vegan cross the road?
To protest the usage of animals in professional jokes.
What does a vegan smell like?
A plant, because plants smell good.
Did you hear about the vegan that refused to eat dinner?
It went straight to dessert.
What's a vegan's favorite song?
"Baby Baby Baby, by U2"
Why did the vegan become a dentist?
Because they hated seeing meat in people's mouths.
Why did the vegan burn his mouth?
They ate the pizza before it was done.
Why was the vegan unhappy?
Because they saw a cow having a better life than them.
What do you call a crazy vegan?
Meat, because it's not vegetarian!
What do you call a vegan in the forest?
An animal lover, because they care about animals.