An artistic bunch of hoods. (Which one would you pick?)

At my favorite auction house I've found a bunch of painted hoods (bonnets we call them here). What are their backstories? No freaking idea. But I'm clever enough to guess!

AN ANGRY AND HUNGOVER JIM MORRISON IS SAVED FROM GHOULISH CLONES BY...ASTROBOY?

After a big night on the babycham and powdered substances best not mentioned here, Jim wakes to find a small pack of lookalike Doors members ghouls ready to take a bite out of the Lizard king himself. Before they can sink their teeth into Mr Mojo Rising, Astroboy bursts in to save the day.
Did you know that Astroboy was a fan of the Doors? Me either. You learn so much from random car bonnets in auction houses.

THE JOKER ATTEMPTS TO MAKE JAMES DEAN SNEEZE WITH SOME CHEAP AND NASTY SERVO FLOWERS?

Is that James Dean? Is that Leo Sayer? A young Bob Dylan? And what happened to his head? It's like his hair just decided to disconnect itself and wander off into the blue space. Hello, I am 'Space Afro!'
What does the Joker hope to achieve by making the man with the exploding head sneeze anyway? Where is Batman in all this bonnet/hood madness?? Oh god, what is going on here?

ELVEN MICK JAGGER DRINKS TOO MUCH DANDELION WINE AND TRIPS BALLS

Why else would he be seeing the ghosts of famous ghoul band 'Festering elbow'? On random car bonnets nobody can hear you (or in the this case Mick) scream. Will he be able to wake up in time, get the ring to Mt Doom and save the day?
Oh wait, that was a hobbit. Not an elf. Ignore that bit.

and finally

80'S VIDEO GAME JOHN LENNON AND THE SHADOW BEATLES GO TO EGYPT

Now I don't know about you, but when I find a beetle BIGGER THAN MY HEAD, I would freak the f##k out and reach for the nearest weapon, not stand around grinning like an idiot while they crawl all over me. Video Game Lennon doesn't care though, he's too busy explaining that the mayors daughter has been kidnapped and she needs to be saved for the good of Game City. Grab that power up and finish the game, Game City needs you!

So after all that, which one is your favorite (or in your mind, the least crazy)? Let me know below. For me I'm digging the Doors one but not sure why Astroboy has dropped in..