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He said "Ouch"

He wasn't a good keeper. Should have focused on the ball not the goals.

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

It's hard to avoid the bar when the vet is punching you while holding a medal

I think i found the guy

His alcoholism is ruining his family

He was quickly followed in by a rabbi and a priest

He's still questioning why someone would create such a large piece of chocolate.

He was hungry and wanted a sandwich

Long time I didnt had a nice laugh like this.

yeah I heard it hurt

look at him the poor..

that sport most be the most dangerous in earth lol

i know A guy who walks into a bar. He says, "ouch!". lol

Yes i heard he is so cool

May I ask you to reconsider again?

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

Yes i heard a guy When I pee it does not hurts, that guy must have some problem. He's screaming!

Yeah i know a guy who says don't drink and smoke weed together. they dont mix... at all. do them speratly and you'll be ok. but every day like to drunk

Yeah but he had no balls to drink so he got a bottel on his head

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Yeah i heard it and every day heard because he my friends johan.

Yeah i heard it and
Every day heard because
He my friends johan.

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I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

Yes i heard

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
Sees a girl that catches his eye
Asks her if she wants another
They fall for each other and end up lovers
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark
And a guy walks into a bar

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No i donot heared.

He got beaten up by a waitress.

My dragon man went there at night.

Yeah I heard thats where he met his wife, great couple.

He had a very pleasant evening and met lots of new friends.

Yes, he started to give crypto advices.

His corpse was found in an alley next to the bar.

He went in to bar meet his GF :P

OF course, he sing a song of mickel yacson.

And ask for a glass of water?

that was me bro hehe..

Did he get wasted?

Why not already heard. He was my neighbor lolz

i heard every time

And i said him every problem have a solution. So don't be panic.

He went there with his car.
In the bar he drunk a lot of wine,
After drinking het still thought he was fine.
He got behind his steer,
Drove like a reindeer.
Ending up against a tree,
And being as dead as a flattened flee!

Yeah, he walks in and orders 3 shots of makers 46 neat from the bar keep. The bar keep lines em' up in front of him and to his surprise the guy pours the first and third out on the floor at his feet. The bar keep says "hey, why'd you do that?" The guy says "well the first one always tastes like sHiT and the last one always makes me sick..................."