Lots of misconceptions going around about how Tesla works. Allow me to clear some things up.

I've seen a lot of talk by people who think they know a thing or two about how TSLA works, but they don't know shit. You can look at the technicals all you want, or the fundementals or whatever. All that shows me is that you're nothing but a baby boy.

So Tesla has only made 4 cars this year, missing their production target by 100%. Big Deal. Oh, was a prepubescent boy was burned alive when the batteries failed? It doesn't matter. Even if their self driving software gets hacked by ISIS and all Tesla cars drive straight for Times Square. No shit off my face. Bears == Lose. None of it matters. Only one thing matters.

Elon's MONSTER APE COCK.

A lot of you pretty boys think you know a thing or two since you look at P/E or Gamma or whatever. Everyone things they have a crystal ball. I don't know what any of those things are. I don't need to. I only need to know one thing. All I need to know is Elon's WILD RHINO SHLONG.

Now some of you ugly boys know what I'm talking about - but you don't get the picture yet - "bu-bu-but Bezos has a big ol' shlong too!". And you're right. And he's got big balls to match that 'Fire Stick' that could just fill you up to the brim with joy. I'm sure his foreskin has more veins than my varicose grandmothers calves. As soon as his hard, throbbing head hits your prostate, you're in another dimension of bliss.

But here's the difference with Elon. Elon's got a THORNY SATAN DICK. It's twisty and turny, and covered in thorns, and you better believe it's gonna hurt when it goes in. When Jeff Bezos fucks you, it's a stretch alright, but it feels good. When Lisa's futa cock goes balls-deep, you feel like the prettiest girl in town. But when Elon's Musk hits you, you scream like a little monkey choir boy. He shreds up your insides like a cheese grater - but people still beg for more. And that's the difference.

Elon could burn the Gigafactory down to the ground, and shit in Ivanka Trump's mouth. It doesn't matter. At the end of the day, thousands will line up to have their hairy assholes torn asunder by his MEGA ELEPHANT COCK

If you don't understand this, then go back to Stocks 101, pretty boy. You haven't learned a thing.

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