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Iā€™d shit myself if you upvote my shit

Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

Any shit is good shit

Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

šŸ’©

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I actually have to pay for the shit I make. Free Shit is better

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Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ Reveal Comment

Can we sell it when we're done with it?

Ha ha. :)

Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ Reveal Comment

the shit coin is the best

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Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

My Steem Engine wallet used to be pristine and then you took a shit in it. Is today the day you shit in my wallet again, Bernie?

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Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ Reveal Comment

Fascinating...

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this is a form of sincerity

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Your shit is free and it cost nothing .so I will not shit .and I don't know what I am shitting in the comment ..of your shity post

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Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

oh man - do i loves me some FREE SHIT ,
it's great for finger paint,
it's great for mushing between your fingers,
but it aint great in the taint

LOLZ

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I'm shitless :(

Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ Reveal Comment

Shit on me. I smell to nice to be in this thread, help me stink

Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

I need to feel some shit right now

I need shit Bernie, cause I'm a mannequin, and I can't shit :-(
I need to fill my empty plastic body ;-)

Everyone could use some more shit in their lives!

Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

Congratulations @berniesanders!
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Please shit all over my wallet

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I post shit

I post shit too.

I wish I didn't have to post shit to get some rewards out of my stake.

Magic Dice has rewarded your post with a 53% upvote. Thanks for playing Magic Dice.

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šŸ’©

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Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

mmm freee shit

Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

Give me that shit!

Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

Is that Mr. Hankey? ;-p

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Wow! Free shit is good shit, Lol

Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

Here for the free shit lol

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Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

Shit can happen

Drop some shit at my backyard

I'll take some! Free is the best price for anything

Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

That shit is so shitty, I might just want some

Hahaha! I want some free shit. šŸ’©

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Ā  Ā· Ā 6 years agoĀ 

Give me it!

shit i just shit my shit now i have to Waite TILL tommorow for my shit again. shit happens LOL

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