WHAT WOULD I POST IF I WAS WACKED OFF MY NUT?

in wasted •  6 years ago  (edited)

If i got my vape out and hoovered down some sticky bud until i was wasted off my nut while i was reading my steemit feed, could i then do a post myself i started to wonder?

and then i had this strange idea of doing another experiment (@frot is an ever evolving experiment), so i just started doing it without any idea what it might become

everything must start with pictures because writing is a pain in the arse when i'm too baked to use the shift key.

the internet is full of freaks - at least it is in the places i keep going

they tattoo themselves black

everyone is either fat

or gay

or zionist

but there are people all over steemit who still think that donnie chump is an american idol

are you people on drugs?

I know i am... and it's a good buzz

When history books are full of shit, it's time to have another hit

but you just came for the porn didn't you?

HOW IS YOUR ARSE?

ARE MY BAKED POSTS LESS BORING THAN NORMAL?

oh fuck it, even on primo bud i'd still rather do a post about collecting monster cards and stockpiling toilet paper...


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I came here for the porn... Please help!

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I'm pretty sure you can do a lot better than that... Dissapointed

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Things that make you go Hmmm. for 400, Alex.

What happens if the reader is baked also?

I'm not, I just got curious.

It will work better if you are baked - so get baked!

Alex? - are you into the Bill Hicks is Alex Jones theory?

it was the identical lines on their foreheads that did it for me - once seen cannot be unseen!

from there it grows and grows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=50&v=j8wwPAVNVn8

Hitler was a Jew))) lot))). He wouldn't stand it). The photo shows him as a Jew)

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

Wow) class, you get my point). Yes)))) Hitler as a Jew))). I have nothing against Jews) we are all human beings. Regardless of nationality)))

I signed up) in the hope on mutual subscription)))

are zionists human beings?

I no((

What did I just experience??? Is this the result of early adult Frottage?

https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-frottage-or-dry-humping-3132863

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  ·  6 years ago (edited)

YES!

I do that too...

“The work is stunning in its use of color! The detail in each work is breathtaking!”

the detail in your spam comment is breathtaking!

Is there a link to the sauce?

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

I had a slight of hope it would have been based on something real, even if photoshopped, so aww. The rest of the folder is awesome, though. Thanks!

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

most of those pictures could be a post in themselves if i did a step by step - actually i might do that!

but i guess you are a pervert and just want to look at photos of arses, not bugger about with any art :)

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