Something's gotta give

Look at this spiral. Look deeply and for a long time. See what it's message is for you. It will be a unique message, no two people will get the same message. Just by looking at this spiral long enough, you will know the truth and that truth will set you free.

Yeah, right.

This spiral is actually a symbol for the sunshine that we've had in England for many days in a row now. I found it was slightly cooler and fresher in Shropshire, but nonetheless It goes on and on and on and just when you think it's going to break and the thunder's going to start, the clouds disappear and the hot breeze lingers.

Somewhere else it's raining. Just there, maybe, over the next hill. Look on a live interactive weather map! It's happening somewhere, just not here.

It will never come. The name of rain will never be spoken again in this valley. We will dry up and burn, the river will run dry, people will be strangling each other for a 500ml bottle of water.

Or maybe, maybe even by the time you're reading this, the black clouds will deliver their bounty and I will be dancing barefoot on my lawn, soaked to the skin and grinning at the sky.