1、若不是你突然闯进我生活，月底我至少能剩下两百多。
If you hadn't suddenly broken into my life, I would have at least two hundred left at the end of the month.
2、我怀疑你不会打字，要不然你打个宝贝试试。
I suspect you can't type, or you'll try to type a baby.
3、我本来想今年结婚的，但是我跑到民政局排了一天队，他告诉我结婚要两个人，搞得我一下子就迷茫了……
I wanted to get married this year, but I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to line up for a day. He told me that it took two people to get married, which made me confused
4、别总是上网了，也上上秤吧。
Don't go online all the time, just weigh it.
5、有人拼花呗吗？花的时候我来，还的时候你来！
Is there anyone who's putting together flowers? I'll come when it's time to spend, and you'll come when it's time to return!
6、做坏事早晚都会被发现，深思熟虑之后，我都改中午做。
Doing bad things will be found sooner or later. After careful consideration, I will do it at noon.
7、在线收几个关门弟子，男的我教你关门，女的我关门教你。
Online close a few disciples, male I teach you close, female I teach you close.
8、如果遇见你，需要花光我所有的运气！麻烦你离我远点，我还要留着运气打麻将呢！
If I meet you, I need to spend all my luck! Please stay away from me. I'll keep my luck to play mahjong!
9、一个人快活、二个人生活、三个人就是你死我活！
One person happy, two people live, three people are life and death!
10、世界上的脑残这么多，可是你却成了其中的佼佼者。
There are so many brain damage in the world, but you have become one of the best.
11、别问我是哪路人，孤家寡人。
Don't ask me who I am. I'm alone.
12、跟我比懒，你输定了，因为我都懒得跟你比。
Compared with me lazy, you lose, because I'm lazy to compare with you.
13、自称宝宝的不是神经就是巨婴。
It's either nerves or giant babies who call themselves babies.
14、如果没有什么可以送给老师，只好把学过的知识还回去了。
If there is nothing to give to the teacher, we have to return what we have learned.
