The reintegration of the zombies

[VOICE NARRATOR]: Scientists also discovered that human beings that turned into a zombie after eating contaminated meat got non-violent on a cannabis diet. Furthermore it stopped the decay of flesh on a cannabis diet.

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However a history of riots and the economic problems from the last couple of years caused shortages of all kinds of things, including papers for the joints. As a solution John suggested to use the one en ten dollar bill to wrap the weed in for the zombies.

ZOMBIES SMOKING WEED WITH MONEY AS PAPER

The zombies didn't seem to mind. So the zombies were literally burning money while smoking. And due to irresponsible policies of the central bank the dollar bills were as valuable as the Bolivian dollars, which was practically zero.

SCIENTISTS RUNNING TESTS

The zombies offered the scientists a unique view how cannabis worked and got absorbed by the body. Some zombies had no visible skin on their breast and stomach, showing the lungs and intestines while smoking or eating.

Other zombies had missing parts of their skull, enabling scientists to examine the brain directly while smoking cannabis.
A year later in the mountains of Switzerland the F-20 held a another meeting to reevaluate the initiated plans. Most of them were drunk or high on happiness feasting their success around the world. The representative of the US became very popular but he wasn't done. He would plead for another plan to gain more control. So he thought.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF CHINA]: I welcome you all for this new meeting on this beautiful day. But first I would like to congratulate you all with the success of the Weed Police. Thanks to the representative of US I can thankfully say that we have won the war on violence. Even the wars in the Middle-East have ended including the persistent one in Israel-Palestine, thanks to the WMI of North-Korea. I did not expect to witness this day in my lifetime. What a accomplishment, my fellow members. Well done, and cheers.

[VOICE NARRATOR]: The whole room started applauding and cheering for the representative of the US, while the chairman gives him the word.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF US]: Thank you, Mr chairman. You give me to much honor. I was trying to save humanity, not just my country but every country on the face of the earth.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF BRAZIL TO REP. VENEZUELA IN QUITE MANNER]: I am starting to like this new representative of the US, too bad he hair is all fucked up.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF VENEZUELA]: I know what you are saying. He is so much different than the first impression I got from him.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF CHINA]: Do you have something on the agenda or does anybody have a solution for the zombies? I heard housing has become a problem along with a possible zombie-revolution.

[VOICE NARRATOR]: Suddenly a deep silence fell in the room. Nobody knew what to say or had a solution for the zombie-problem.But then the representative of the US raised it's hand and started talking about a possible solution.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF US]: My fellow-members, the answer is quite clear. Before the mandatory marijuana plan the zombies were a possible threat but now they are a part of society. They form no harm to my fellow men, in-contrarily they could be of great value to our society. To excel as a society we need to rise above our judgments against each other. We stopped discriminating black people, gay people, transgender people and religious people. Why shouldn't we stop discriminating dead people. They still have rights whether they are alive or dead. We need to redefine the meaning of dead. Because they may seem dead but they are aware. They can walk, talk, run, dance, think and even have sex. Hashtag: Dead lives matter

[VOICE NARRATOR]: After the rant the fellow-members starting arguing heavily and reevaluating their point of views. Some found if quite disturbing, others found if quite liberating.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF CHINA]: Quite, please be quite. Anybody care to respond? Yes, Mr Farney.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF ENGLAND]: You see what to much cannabis does with person. You are becoming delusional, Mr Chump. Can you honestly say that you would trust a zombie with your children?

[REPRESENTATIVE OF US]: Off course, I just make sure he or she has enough marijuana to consume. Extended test have shown that a zombie would always choose marijuana over meat. I find it quite cheap that you would mention my marijuana use as a argument. Are you not on the same doses as I am?

[REPRESENTATIVE OF CHINA]: What are you exactly suggesting we do with the zombies?

[REPRESENTATIVE OF US]: Obviously we cannot kill them because they are from a certain point of view they already are dead. But even if we were able to, we shouldn't be hasty in these matters. Dead or not they still have rights. I would like to see them reintegrate into our society.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF FRANCE]: I must say, your point of view is quite radical. Mr Chump. It is quite French. I love it

[REPRESENTATIVE OF HOLLAND]: But how do arrange the practical things like: Do we need to make an extra restroom for them or can we allow them in swimming pools, restaurants and hospitals?

[REPRESENTATIVE OF US]: We don't need to extra restrooms for the zombies. We don't need to make things more
complicated than they already are. They are like us only they are partially dead, but they still got feelings to and if they want to go to the bathroom. They can choose any bathroom they see fit.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF SWISS]: And how about hospital and hospital bills? Who is going to cover that?

[REPRESENTATIVE OF US]: That is the best part of the plan. We can launch a whole new system of healthcare for the zombies. We can call it Zombie Care. Through this system and the dependence of zombies on it, we can give the economy a boost. Think about all the plastic surgery and trans plantations. This is what the world needs. This is what we need.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF ENGLAND]: It does make sense now if you put it like that

[REPRESENTATIVE OF HOLLAND]: But who exactly is going to pay for all that healthcare, excuse me Zombie Care?

[REPRESENTATIVE OF US]: The zombies are off course and because they have a wider life-span, paying back bills of Zombie Care should not be a problem.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF CHINA]: Let put it to a vote. Who is against the reintegration of zombies in our community?

[VOICE NARRATOR]: Forty members raised their hands still in doubt of the success rate of zombies in their society.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF CHINA]: And who is for the reintegration of zombies in our community? [VOICE NARRATOR]: Over a hundred members raised their hands, thereby approving the plan.

[REPRESENTATIVE OF CHINA]: Congratulations, this plan has been approved. With the current problem-solving rate we won't have problems at the next meeting. This meeting has been concluded.

GOVERMENTS PLEAD FOR REINTEGRATION

[VOICE NARRATOR]: The governments and their representatives decided that it was a zombie right to reintegrate the human-friendly zombies into society.

Talking heads on tv discussing the enacting law which gave the zombies the same rights as the humans.
Can a zombie use a sauna without causing problems for his fellow man? Can a zombie serve meals at a five star restaurant without disgusting his guests? Can a zombie drive a car or operate on patients without eating his organs?
And philosophical issues like “Can a zombie die? Where can we as human-beings draw the line between a living person and a dead person? Do zombies have a soul?”

These questions from human beings lived very well within the zombie-community and lead a whole zombie- generation to do health-, theological- and philosophical studies in search for their inner zombie.
And soon you would see zombies having high rated YouTube channels where they challenged ideas of Plato, Socrates and Friedrich Nietzsche. Thus allowing human beings to see a side that they normally would miss and a new science was created

THE ZOMBIENCE

The advantage zombies had was that they lived longer than normal beings, a lot longer. Scientists could not pinpoint the exact reason for the extended presence on earth. Some say it was because they were zombies. Others claimed that it was because of their diet which contained only cannabis-oil, cannabis seed and off course cannabis-joints.
Their extended presence on earth led to the increase of success and progress in science areas. The only disadvantage they had was their inability to reproduce successfully. Developments in surgery made sure nobody could tell the difference between a zombie and a human.

Crazy, is it not? But to understand this reality we have to go back to the past and reunite you with three friends in the Netherlands. So hold on while we go back in time to a point in time where this all started.