Anthony Weiner is now out of prison in a Re-Entry Center, looking for possible jobs. He provided valuable assistance to Donald Trump's presidential campaign in 2016. The President places great emphasis on loyalty, and really should reward Weiner for his service. Here are some open administration jobs for which Weiner could be considered:
White House Chief of Staff: there is now an acting chief of staff, but no permanent one. Weiner has extensive experience handling political scandals, and would be perfect for this position!
Secretary of Defense. Cyberwarfare is crucial to modern conflict. Weiner's personal experience is hard to beat.
Secretary of the Interior: The Interior Dept manages many recreational facilities such as national parks. Weiner is most definitely known for his devotion to recreation.
UN Ambassador: Trump's nominee for the job just had to withdraw. Weiner is a proven master of keeping up diplomatic relations!
EPA administrator: Weiner's expertise on pollution of the culture can certainly help him figure out better ways to fight the conventional kind.
"Fixer": Trump's previous fixer, Michael Cohen is about to go into prison, even as Weiner comes out. Perfect timing!
Extra-special assistant to Jared Kushner: Kushner has more different jobs than Ms. Rabbit on Peppa Pig. He can surely use the help of an experienced politician/sexting expert!
Rod Rosenstein is about to leave the No. 2 position at the Justice Department, and the No. 3 job there has been open for a long time. Weiner could do either or both! He certainly has extensive knowledge of FBI investigations.