Ah, the glory days of life in this fair land, when we had so little to worry about... when we laughed and smiled every day at the silly fun stuff. How I miss those days.
Won't be long before laughter is illegal.
And no, I am not kidding.
So remember, while we still can... before Weiner spiralled into the dirt of New York, flaming the whole way down... before the Wiener selfie acquired that comical double meaning... he could have been mayor of the City.
And from there, he could have been president. The left was HEAVILY promoting him and his wife -- the modern example of the diplomatic marital union of Jew and Muslim, the way to the future of peace and tolerance. With her by his side, they could rule the world!
Except... dick pics. A pervy wackadoodle who couldn't stay away from the teenie girls. His wife was humiliated, their future together as the symbolic union of Jews and Muslims was a sham, and so was their marriage.
Never mind about the dick in the pic, that's a different old memory for a different day. 🙂 Let us recall, at the big presser where Weiner was supposed to save his campaign and the future, so many reporters were asking Andrew Breitbart questions that he simply went onto the stage and took the questions FROM THE PODIUM -- which was a seizure of the territory from Weiner, whose staff were horrified and waved Weiner off... so that he did not appear at his press conference.