Its 4am and you have a plane flight in 2 hours to Columbia to make the deal for 12kilos of pure uncut coke straight from the source. Now you might be wondering how are you going to cary 18 grand onto a plane to buy the 12 kilos at 1500 a kilo.
Why would you carry fiat paper when you can just wear some bling and look like a pimp?
We are talking one ring and a necklace with mene gold.
Yes, your ring and your necklace is the money and no one thinks twice as you drop it into the tray to run through xray scan for bombs and drugs.
You grab your tray and put your shoes on and walk like nothing is going on to your plane.
Pablo escobar is there to meet you as you both go on to having a drink and laughing about how easy it is to smuggle money around the world now days.
After a crazy night of hookers and blow you hand over your necklace and ring to pablo and shake his hand. give him a wink and say "when the fine china is all gone i will return dressed in new gold so we can celibrate again."
He smiles back and says "thank god for mene gold".
The end
Or is it?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Bought it for a 0.25 usd sold it for 200$. Not too bad.
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thats amazing!
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Arrr matey theres gold in those rural farm town thrift stores.
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nice score!
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Is this just some brand of 24k jewellery?
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kind of, its more like wearable money.
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Haha, even better!
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yeah, its like wearable bullion basically.
Would suck to get your chain snatched though.
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Yeah that's what I was thinking. Rings might be a little bit safer though I guess. Though I have heard stories of people having their fingers cut off so people could get the rings off them...Not in Australia though as far as I know haha.
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LOL
having your wallet stolen doesnt sount so bad now.
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Haha.... Love your memes @skeptic
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Thank you!
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will post some tonight.
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that make me rofl :D now what?!?!?
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Now we need a new product that provides a sexy way to smuggle 12 kilos of coke thru the airport.
:D
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when you work with coke everything is sexy haha :D
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LOL
:D
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nice entry!
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Thank you, had me laughing the whole time writing it.
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Is there one i can wear for every type of occasion? Birthdays, weeding, expos and so on? XD but I can guess the "ending" anyway
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Yeah you can wear them to the pool even.
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Yeah we all know how it ends.
lol
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Heart palpitations and the sludge of one sinus slowly oozing from one side to the other. The jazz gig went well. A little too well if you know what i mean. You curtailed the bask in the glaze of spotlight and happy drunk folk and made a beeline straight to bed. Its 4:30...internship at the firm in three hours.
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Sounds like fun but a steem addiction wont help the 3hrs till work time!
lol
the whole one side of the nose to the other, ugh thats brutal! try to mouth breath till you fall asleep.
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Steem addiction is ferocious. I was off it. For months on end its all i would think about.
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LOL
i swear just one more post, i can quit anytime i want!
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