写给那位深更半夜偷吃薯片的妈妈
你这样好吗?
为了想独食一包薯片,
居然绞尽脑汁提早把孩子哄去睡觉?
然后,
还对着那包薯片发脾气,
抱怨薯片欺骗人,
明明外面看起来就一大包,
里面却只有一巴掌多的薯片,
应该改名叫:薯骗!薯骗!薯骗!
这位妈妈,
别那样了,
深更半夜吃宵夜,
还发脾气,
这是有多伤身呐!
你中午不是还想着要练马甲线吗?
现在背着孩子偷吃零食,
像话吗?噗嗤...
吃了薯骗还不甘愿去睡觉,
还想挂线抖一下,
再写一篇抱怨文......
编辑照片,
最后,睡前反思自己。
想着想着,
突然烦起明天的菜色,
冰箱里还有什么材料呢?
这妈想煮酸菜鱼汤,哈!
突然她记起,那堆积如山的酸菜脏衣,
完蛋了!明天又多一项任务了!
咦!蛋!对对对!鸡蛋快没了!
真她妈的!混乱的薯片妈妈......妖~
后记:
薯片妈妈虽然很生气薯骗,
但能够偷闲5 分钟,
静静吃一包薯片,感觉还是很棒的!
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