Me: Say What's
Parents: What's
Me: Say App
Parents: App
Me: Now say WhatsApp
Parents: wazzup
Short as life is, we make it shorter by the careless waste of time.
Victor Hugo
Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic at 6am when I told you 9am?
Me: I wanted to surprise the bacteria.
Doctor: (looking at me)
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end
Benjamin Disraeli
Explain these if you can.
@jokesapart decided to release this in the interim while we work on a well developed compilation for our fellow users. Nevertheless, someone out there is definitely gonna smile after going through this.
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
Abraham H. Maslow
When a passport photo is urgently needed and you don't have a suit.
Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives.
Victor Frankl
I'll be dropping a bigger compilation later on.
Till then,