Wife tells husband funny essay

A woman took her husband to the court and told him to rape.

The judges received the message and everyone was angry and confused. Understand that this court has not been able to do the case for a very short time, no case, then everything can eat its own. Now, after two discussions, everyone will never use it, and they can appear in court!

The judge asked the woman: "There is evidence to prove that your husband violated your will?"

The woman took out the underwear caused by the carrying: "This is the evidence! When I never promised, he should block his pants..." Then he cried.

This judge is like a bloody man. He heard the woman crying. He was screaming and shouting, and he shot the thunder tree: "Pull the animal down and play fifty boards!"

The clerk next to him hurriedly warned him: "Now there is no big board, it is in the TV."

The judge stunned, and he recalled that watching TV recently saw the rest of his life, causing people to be fascinated by it. He fixed his mind and forced the anger of the group: "The defendant talks!"

As the husband of the defendant, he still wants to never know, as a wife, actually told him to rape? Therefore, although the relationship between the two couples is not very bad, but the two people sleep on the same bed, the skin is close, where does the rape come from?

"Come on!" The judge saw him look like a god, and his hair was cocked up.

The defendant never understood how to ask, and he still said that he would never speak for a long time.

"Never talk is the manager, ruling the following..."

"Fast... fast..." The man heard the word "judgment" and was clear-minded: "I didn't apologize for my wife's business. We have been married for six years. It is always like this. She is always moving." I move..."

"How about the trousers that block this?" The judge believed that the defendant was sophistry, and the total amount wanted to get angry immediately.

"This trousers will not tear but also tomato. How can I say that I am blocking it?" The man was very afraid of being in court, but because he was facing his wife, his mentality was still stable.

"Serious!" The judge also came to the air: "If it is not you tearing, why is it tearing me?"

After a burst of laughter and laughter, the judge understood that he had missed his mouth.

The defendant couldn't laugh, and he was angry: "What about our husband and wife, especially at night, can you be clearer than me? If you break this evidence with your pants, can you instill in me?"

The juror looked a little uncomfortable. He touched the judge with his hand, meaning that he would review it again after he had finished.

The next day, everyone received the benefits of the plaintiff. A few days later, the trial started again...

"According to the previous court session, the evidence is conclusive, it is violent! The accused, is there something to say?" The judge asked calmly.

"I said, we are husband and wife, how can couples interpret in life? I am afraid, my wife has never passed immediately. Why is my manual a rape?" The man was tit for tat, he expected the couple to be like this. Why do judges dare to come to trouble? Therefore, such a thing is really no witness, it is because the two sides talked.

According to the original, the defendant was smashed and the judge immediately lost his temper. However, because the judge was good at the school, he believed that the defendant was now in a state of initiative. If he came slowly, he could have evidence to sentence him.

"Do you understand how long your wife has endured you? She has already been accused of you, only because she is upright, so now she feels that she can't bear it." The judge said swiftly.

"You have to understand that the judge is an adult, we are husband and wife, and the life at night is especially private! Why is your wife always immediate?"

A sneer voice broke out from the court...

"Let's relax!" The judge was once again angered. "Do you dare to compare with me? Our private life really does not need me immediately, my wife..." The judge once again understood that he had missed his mouth and immediately stopped the rest.

A trial turned into a joke, and except the defendant, whoever endured it would never smile happily...

The judge blushes, and he points to the defendant a little embarrassed: "You are illiterate, and you don't even understand the basic legal knowledge. It is still your wife, but she also has the right."

"So, why is my wife never willing to live forever? I have to live forever."

"The sophistry and sophistry! It is really a sophistry!" The judge has been difficult to calm down again. He turned to ask the plaintiff: "Are you sure your husband blocked your pants?"

"Yes!"

"What did he do next?"

"He will weaken me, I still refuse, but he ignores my feelings!" The woman also cried and went up...

"That's right, the verdict is as follows:..."

A rape case was created in this way! The plaintiff and the defendant divorced under the “dissuasion” of the relevant person, so the plaintiff soon created a new family, telling the boyfriend who is secretly in love.