Please, Not the Wood Chipper!?

in wood •  7 years ago 

Since this is my first article, I would ask for some patience as I do not write about cats, voluptuous Bavarian women (ha-cha-cha), or anything that would likely get the popular vote. I would rather gouge my eye out with a melon-baller and I will not apologize for saying so.

This is just a method for me to say hello to the population and to (later) rate whether I have some talent, or if I should just climb into the Vermeer Wood Chipper...kidding actually...about the wood chipper.

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Some will love me, some will not get my sense of humor, which is fine since there are some people that like me half as well as they should, but then I enjoy some people half as well as they deserve. It's all a balancing act!! Let me know if you get the reference.

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