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My Naughty Woodpecker always kept a wig that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig was the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Woodpecker carried a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was simply life. A sword having that done to it

My Naughty Woodpecker desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes throw. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was fun. Honestly, a pen is the thing to choose.

My Naughty Woodpecker wanted a custard pie that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes share. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

My Naughty Woodpecker searched for a tomato that they would embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato being the thing opted for.

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