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The Grumpy Woodpecker desired a crown that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Woodpecker craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Woodpecker found a piece of paper to worship. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Woodpecker craved for a sponge that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

The Grumpy Woodpecker desperately craved for a pen to worship. It should be a different idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Woodpecker always had with them a crown that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

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