Places I'd rather be than work on a Monday morning

in bed
in a bed of snakes
in my ex-wife's bed
on some beach
on some beach on a deserted island
on some beach in Europe in 1941
in the arms of a big-breasted woman
in the arms of a small-breasted woman
in the arms of a Chinese immigrant woman with no teeth
in the mountains
in the mountains without water
in the mountains without water being stalked by a cougar
in the bar
in the bar being stalked by a cougar
in the bar being stalked by a cougar who turns out to be named Steve
in the mall
in the mall holding a purse
in the mall holding a purse while a girlfriend heats up the plastic
in a math class
in a math class with a hangover
in a math class with a hangover and no calculator
on a tour bus
on a tour bus with Haim's bass player
on a tour bus with Haim's bass player and Donald Trump
on the open sea
on the open sea without a life vest
on the open sea without a life vest surrounded by beautiful lesbian mermaids
in the woods playing the uke
in the woods playing the uke while mosquitoes swarm me
in the woods playing the uke while mosquitoes swarm me with a strange bum massaging my shoulders

Image credit: Google search for "haim bass face" and "trump funny face"