Hit the Road Jack, and Don't Come Back! (neighbor from Hell)

in writing •  7 years ago  (edited)

A neighbor had become a nuisance and the rest of us collectivized and backed his girlfriend to make sure she could safely move out. After a dozen or so calls to our wonderfully incompetent local law enforcement, the nuisance neighbor was banned from the 'hood.

  • Think to yourself of someone who avoided everyone like the plague then would find great glee in doing things like going on tirades at 3 in the morning, night after night after night! A bunch of us had enough. We rallied and spoke with the "Now" ex-girlfriend so she had the confidence that it was not just her that wanted him to hit the road.

"Jack" had favorite past times like throwing garbage into the back yard and flinging food into the woods. He enjoyed breaking things and us neighbors just loved the two or so times we got the pleasure of hearing him kick in a door or I dunno.....start smashing the walls with eggs or spaghetti sauce.

Basically we had a COLLECTIVE High Five to knowing we could sleep soundly at night and not be worried if Jack would start a racist tirade or yell at a neighbor or basically be a horrible human being in general to anyone in his proximity.

My neighbor from the bowels of the Underworld is Gone... Hurray!

Stand Your Ground, Team Work can Work, Collectivize against those who Antagonize...

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Argh, that sounds awful! Well done gurl!

Way to go! Good ridence! Team work. What's this about a boat? 🐓🐓

no joke, lol my friend lives on a boat and was making me want to do that lol

I have thought living on a boat could be an interesting way to live. Depending on the size of the boat! 🐓🐓

You dont get neighbours like that when you live on a boat !! Actually neighbours would be nice )) upvoted you little @battleaxe you )

.....contemplates living on a boat

Yes @battleaxe , come be my neighbour ) lol

its a boat time...

Kick the asshole neighboirs in their asshole
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Good inspiration girl!

Hello @battleaxe

The only thing I can picture right now is members of your hood driving Jack out like a school of Narwhals .

😎.

@ogochukwu

Aha! Finally someone understands that Narwhals swim together as a school! ;)

Some of you get it ... but, got to say ... some of us got it, most of yu don't ... and nvr will ! /hugs

Glad you guys got that sorted, @battleaxe! Here's to teamwork and organizing people to effect change!
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Mo

I timed this out way too early but whatever...I said that I had to get this one out of me much like a cat hacking up a hairball, lol ;P

Brutal, living with a neighbor like that is a miserable experience. Glad you are rid of the jerk!

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Wow, @battleaxe! Way for the community to rally and give strength to the ex. Seriously, who needs reality TV when real life is so interesting. Btw, I tried to follow u and realized I already was so it unfollowed you. 😲 I'll fix it. I love your posts. 😆

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