The Big Man

It was the 11th of September 2021. People had been unnerved for a while now due to the conflict of man. This morning was different, what appeared to be a solar system sized mouth had appeared in the sky, you could see teeth a tongue and tonsils. During that day it appeared as if a giant shadow was engulfing the earth on its left and right. It turned out that, it was hands griping the side of the earth, an image of a man eating a jam (Insert own personal view of reality here).
Well this was new i can tell ya, is it eating it all in one bite, is it even man enough to do it, we all thought. So anyway to cut a long story short, we all carried on being exactly the same. He took three bites to eat the lot, the end.
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