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Because it has one sentence—the one you’re reading right now and attached is one image.

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And, you’re still the funniest guys I know :)

Are you seeing double or something? I don’t get it. 🤔 I’m the luckiest guy I know, I do get that.

Muah

@dandays,

Hmmm ... you do say that. :-)

Quill

“Guilty”

Epic post, absolutely epic!!! If you had 2 more sentences I see trending in your future. 😂🤣😂🤣

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You just ruined it, Splatts! I needed zero engagements to have a chance.

It’s mainly stuff like. “Great post” “nice photo” “nice photo I upvoted and followed” mine was little winded I guess. Should have kept it like the others. There are some that actually do get good engagement but trending has been ruined for a long time, and I don’t have time to waste there searching for a diamond in the poo pile

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Just another totally typical Steemit post, you deserve all that cash! Make it rain!

Man! Talk about the luckiest guy I know. I sleep with a chef, I don’t have a mailbox, the view is stoney and two Ed Privat sightings in the same day?

Someone pinch me. Dios te bendigas Senior!

haha! howdy sir dandays! how did you calculate your earnings for this post, it is anything we redneck's can follow?

You engage way too much with your audience to ever punch in these calculations, sir! You’ll never make it. 😉

Thanks a lot for stopping by @janton.

Howdy sir dandays! It's early morning right? I don't really understand your comment but I'm guessing it's meant as a compliment but I don't know if it's smart to be engaging so much these days. Does this post have something to do with the way electricians think? Because the only one's I've ever known are out there a little bit! lol.

The only redneck, western writer I know says “a little bit” when he should’ve said “a lot of bit!”

All I meant was this post of mine was a spoof.. one image, one sentence, it should’ve been in the trending section with the other one sentence posts but I think it got disqualified because I engaged too much. :wink:

Do you know anything about all of those fulltimebots bumping up your comment to $0.43? That’s frikkin cool whatever it’s about.

howdy sir dandays! yes sir I do know about the fulltimebots! I'm fortunate enough to have gotten the attention of the great fulltimegeek, one of the most admired and dedicated "good" guys on the platform. it's a blessing, don't know why or if it will last. He doesn't post so I had to find him making a comment to thank him. no answer yet and may not get one.

He also is in a flag war with bernie sanders and many times bernie will go after anyone fulltimegeek tries to help just to destroy his work and hurt people he likes so that's a possibility too. At any rate I'm very thankful and don't feel very worthy because there are so many content creators who are so much better but I'll take it and give thanks for the blessing.
who knows, maybe he likes Western history?

You’re totally worthy of the bots, your engagement levels are off the charts—literally!

Does my well wishing make it feel like 28? I will wish harder!

I can't wish more than that. If I push too hard it won't be wishful whispers, but whispers of green gases instead XD

Ok, what comes after two, three? I needed pinched when I had two foxyspirit sightings in one day, now three?! What’s next, I sleep with a 5⭐️ Chef?!

Between me and you, it’s just us here, right? I think #powerhousecreatives @dsound @actifit and @qurator and the other six each deserve 10k in delegations. I hope they all win. 👍🏿

Thanks for stopping by @foxyspirit, how’d you know green gazes are my favorite?

Bahahaha!

I am with you on that, where they all deserve it, but we only gotta pick one, right? Man that's hard to do.

Why is this not trending!? 🤨

I was emailed last night by the trending police and this article is disqualified—too much engagement. 😉

Thanks for stopping by @weirdheadaches!

🤣🤣🤣

I almost wish i didnt click on your one' link 😂

Haha!! Eh, as soon as I found it I stopped all searches like... “nailed it!”