As I mentioned in my last post - I used to do a bit of stand-up comedy. After a while of more or less sucking, I got relatively OK at it. I even got to the quarter final of a national competition (Golden Jester) at one point... I figured I'd share with steemit some of my original jokes by doing an "original joke of the day series".

Warning: Most of my jokes are not exactly PC, so if you like distasteful comedy, or you're easily offended but secretly enjoy feeling superior to your offenders - read on!

They say a fool and his money are soon parted, but some of those little kids at the brain injury unit are freakishly strong... They can really hang on to it.

Perhaps you'd care to share an original joke with me? Or tell me how much you loved/hated this joke? Or perhaps you'd like to tell me a secret? Join me in the comments below!

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