I have been at work for 53 minutes.
I have encountered 3 men and 1 woman.
Man number 1: Ah! The perfect woman! You can't speak!
He then laughs at his own lame joke while I give a fake smile and nod. Because i have to. Because it's my job to pretend I like strangers.
Can you try being original and witty instead?
Man number 2 was completely oblivious and told me not to let my bratty co-workers bust my balls. Thanks for the advice! I definitely don't let them, lol!
Man number 3 came in with his wife: No voice eh? Man, you should teach my wife that trick!
Again, this guy laughs at his own joke. His wife just rolled her eyes.
Guys, when you come across a woman who is obviously fucking ill, but still coming to work anyway because CAPITALISM, YAY! Leave your lame ass sexist jokes at the door. It gets old REAL quick.
Since writing this I moved myself to a where interaction with people who are not co-workers is highly unlikely.
I still got an "Oh, I like 'em silent!"
Men, do you not how fucking creepy that is?!
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