Problems Solving and Women and Men

A problem that people face on a daily basis is each other. Especially men and women, oh are there problems.

Women are very interesting, enough so that one notices differences between the sexes.

Now I been married for 31 years and of course, like everyone else who has, things begin like familiarity.

Women are far more less territorial than men. Oh they have their territories but they revolve around the people in their lives.

So, I was up in Northern Washington State, USA and I was picking up a load orchard fruit. Probably apples but it could have something else. They have other fruit besides apples.

You know, I am a serious man. There's this guy that comes up from the old country and I can tell he's fairly fresh off the boat and, he says,"Is there something wrong with you? You're so serious. You look like you're go nuts."

We're at the back of the trailer and I am opening the doors, there's a lot of time before I get loaded, so we start to talk.

I learn about my name and stuff it's Kubitzka in the old country, the Astro Hungarian Empire.

I said, Kubitzskaya, he replied Kubitzka!

Good to know! So, I start by saying, I am really not serious, but back when I was electrician before I was shocked by every voltage of AC 480 and below there were two guys on the crew, both from old country. Yes, I saw heaven more than a couple of times while dancing on AC.

One was Thom and he was a classical pianist writing concertos. They were good too. He told me you need to be a serious man, in America. That's how keep women happy.
The other guy was a musician and a performing rocker, Bogdan. He was a serious musician by night as well. He worked out with Guns and Roses as his band rented the practice space next to theirs. I am a poet - poems go into songs - figure it out.

So, that's how you get the good babes and keep them they said. I know they are right because I didn't listen to them and my first wife divorced me. I lost everything. They're brutal here. Lawyers. Don't believe that half crap.

So, I said to him, NOW I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS! I INVENT STUFF TO SAVE THE WORLD LIKE L.E.D. RESIDENTIAL LIGHTING.

Saves trillions in dollars.

Anyways, I never a dime off that, was kicked in the teeth, sound tortured, banned from writing, and started a worldwide strike against mouthy candy asses.

Meanwhile, I work for Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit. I tell my woman I love her as many times as I can a day while delivering angel food across the North Continent. That job from God requires fighting invading aliens from other universes.

Which allows me to see inside alien spacecraft and take a good look at how they work.

And like most men, sometimes I want to just kill the spouse. And sometimes, women just want to kill the husband. We read about it all the time...but instead, since we'll be hungry and horny a half hour later I kiss her and tell her love her, eat and make love.

Which is good, ain't it?

One nice thing about a blond is, when her hair turns gray, all you have is a platinum blonde.