-- I went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
-- I sat down and they put the sorting hat on my head
-- 'Hmm! What a lovely hair!' and it kept my hair
How I lost my hair...
-- I was break-dancing.
-- I did a headspin, turning really fast.
-- My hair burned.
How I lost my hair...
-- I met Chewbacca.
-- He said he was cold.
-- I lost my hair, all of it.
Can you tell me how I lost my hair?
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