I woke up at 2:00 AM in excruciating pain in my hips and no amount of medication can help when it gets like this... It's not that I can't deal with the pain, it's what happens in my head. @richq11, the crazy old man of Steemit gets replaced by Dr. Bizarro who posts insane often offensive stuff. I don't know what happens, my sense of humor goes straight in the shitter and I start posting stuff like this...
I'm even considering a new story- a spy thriller about a secret agent that owns an autobody shop named James Bondo. God help me I've gone over the edge! I guess I'll take a handful of meds and try to generate some quality content today... But in the event I start posting crazy lesbian memes again- please don't hold it against me... remember, it's not me, it's Dr. Bizarro! Oh, before I forget... any of you New Age whackos- please spare me any comments about the wonders of magnets or the pleasure of pyramids... go back to chanting to Bizarpo or Mepfistoo or whoever you're worshipping this week- or better yet... grease up the top of your pyramid and sit on it- it will do you more good than your stupid suggestions will do me!
And no, I haven't seen your cat either!
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Hi Dr Bizarro, nice to meet you! However, please, give me back my friend Richq11! ^_^
Dear friend, I'm so sorry for your pain, a big hug from me!
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Thank you Sweetie... I'll be back tomorrow, hopefully with a new chapter.
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Hey Rich! Bizarro - alter personality - pain/lack of sleep will do this to us.
I know...
Now, I am not a new ager, just not. I am a Christian.
In my line up is a post on frequencies - and their incredible power on mind, soul and body. Essentially everything is frequency/energy/matter/life. I hinted in a couple of posts on it (Music 432Hz) and TV frequencies.
That said, I just ordered a frequency generator, known to cure pretty much everything - from cancer to cold, from pain to bizarites. Months of research on this thing and based on my findings - I am convinced this technology works. No hocus-pokus... If you want to know more, let me know and I get info to you.
Other than that, you are in my prayers brother.
~ch
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Thanks Brother! I'm taking the dat to watch movies and work on the next Night Gods.
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Upvoted for the new age comment, LOL. Seriously, sorry for the pain you are in. I deal with sever issues in my lower back and can relate--never goes away. Been to chiropractor and it seems to help a little but doesn't take the pain away. Stretching helps. Prayer helps and focusing on the things I'm grateful for. I don't use pharma so not much relief. Maybe its time for a miracle for you and me, will pray for you, pray for me. Keep encouraged!
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Actsinmotion...... Dr. Morse youtube start there buddy.
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I'll pray for you! It works... I had a glioblastoma in 2009 and the docs told me I'd be dead "in a matter of weeks"... Look who's still here!
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Praise God!
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Have you tried chanting to the full moon....(seriously I hope you feel better soon).
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I leave that to all the New Age fuckups!
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You didn't just savage woman's best friend on Caturday did you? Hell hath no fury my friend.
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Like I stated before... me and the dog have NOT seen the cat!
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Ouch richq11! Feeling for you this morning - hope the pain goes away very soon. Hm....I won't refer you for any pendulum healing then......but I did appreciate the toilet humour on this occasion so I have upvoted (for the little it's worth) and resteemed.
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Thanks my friend... I've tried every remedy that's come down the pike and what I've learned is that on days when even the opioids don't work... I just have to eat the pain. Actually, it seems to affect my sense of humor more than anything!
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Well, rich, my friend had toothache the other day. He's from one of these "what's a little hole in a tooth?" kind of families so decided to ride through the pain, so to speak. It was so intense he found himself at one point in a very weird "dissociation" zone and wondered whether that was the place the evil controllers take people to when they are MKUltra-ing them? His pain has now gone, fortunately, but do you know that zone yourself? Has your pain ever been so intense that anything similar has happened to you? (Dissociation, I mean.)
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When I broke my back. The guy that was with me said I jumped up and began running in circles like a chicken when you break its neck. I didn't know if I was dead or alive!
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meep
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I still remember that image very vividly from your excellent writing.
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Hope the pain goes away.
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Thanks... the pain never goes away, it just gets really bad sometimes!
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Well, in that case I pray that it never gets bad!
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It already is!
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Feel better!
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I will- it just takes time.
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