Cursing the Saints

in writing •  7 years ago  (edited)

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"Fuckin' A!" I mutter a little louder than I should as I step out of Songshan Church.

I look around quickly, worried that one of the parishioners has heard this vile utterance pass from my lips.

Luckily, nobody.

"Will that was certainly a bitch," I'm mumbling.

"This whole church thing's killin' me," I'm talking to God inside my head.

"What the fuck is wrong with them?" I go on.

"Are they afraid of me or judging me or... just a bunch of assholes!"

"Well, anyway Jesus. I'm gonna have a drink. I feel like some Chimay Ale. That's gotta be OK, right? It's made by monks and we all know Luther was a monk who liked to enjoy a few cold ones after church service. Different reasons though."


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