A Naughty Lizard Brandishing a Pair of Rocket Launchers Ate My Homework
Extention Request
by The Invisible Man
Extention Request
by The Invisible Man
Dear Mr. Spaghetti Dick,
Have I told you lately how much I love your slimy ears?
I am writing to you to ask for an extension on my essay. As you know, I've always had a very slippery attitude towards deadlines. However, something unexpected happened.
My sister and I were in my bedroom enjoying some sleazy blueberries when a naughty lizard came barging in brandishing a pair of rocket launchers.
It looked at me with sexy eyes. I stared at its strange penis. When it started itching, I knew it meant business.
I made a dive for my essay but the naughty lizard decided to sqeeze my finger and then run off salivating. I was taken aback.
So shocked was I, that I didn't realise that the naughty lizard had grabbed my essay until much later.
That evening, I was drooling with my brother when I suddenly noticed that my essay was missing. I searched high and low, I even looked in your pants.
Eventually, I reached the obvious conclusion - the naughty lizard had taken my essay to feed to its creepy step aunt.
Thank you or being understanding and allowing me more time to complete my creepy essay.
Thanks
The Invisible Man
Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman
That was an interesting and creative piece there thanks for sharing. Quite the mischievous lizard who was packing in various ways.
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He was quite mischievous lol
He never gave it back either. Freakin lizards lol
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