Be My Spanking Partner Oprah, Please!
Letter to an Idol
by The Invisible Man

Dear Oprah,

I am your number one fan!

The first time I saw you, I felt horny. I could not believe a sex addict could be so flexible and daring.

Your role in sexscapades was sexy and simply tantilizing.

I've created a collection of dildos to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with whips.

My ambition is to go to a dungeon together and engage in some serious spanking. I'd make you cat pie then we'd watch you scream until the sun set.

I'd love it if you could reply to me - tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you'll be my spanking partner Oprah, please!

With your reply, please enclose some more dildos for my ever-growing collection.

Please, please, please reply.
The Invisible Man

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman