Re: Your Smelly and Tattered Cardboard Box
A Letter to Landlord
by The Invisible Man

Dear Little Dick,

Thank you for providing me with a very smelly and tattered Cardboard Box over the last 2 years. I have really enjoyed dealing with the small neighbours, particularly the one who likes running in the middle of the night.

I also love cleaning up after the a crappy bobcat that seems to roam the neighbourhood. I once caught two bobcats screaming in the alley.

Incidentally, the alley is like a really sexy jail and the dumpster has mushrooms growing on the walls.

Perhaps, given that you deem 165 Steemit Lane an acceptable place to live, you would like to inhabit it for a while. When it's raining, rats fall through the roof. But I'm sure you won't mind that, given that you thought it suitable conditions for me.

The area is relatively crime free, during my time here, I have only known of two stabbings and three muggings, making my Cardboard Box a steal at the current rent.

It is with a most dirty heart that I hereby give notice on 165 Steemit Lane.

I've left a pair of a crappy bobcats fornicating in the bath to express my gratitude.

Yours sincerely
The Invisible Man

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
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