Official Rafe Quit

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oki i am writing this rafe quit post and already i have made two typos because apparently i cannot spel correctly. so instead i will rafe and or rege quit. wtf is dat u asks?

well theres such a wide variety of rafes and reges that im sure that i could easily quit one of them.

hmmm no actually theres not much with rege, its not really a thing... but rafe is.

a. the scariest thing i found when googling rafe was this tawdry romance novel, RAFE: A Buff Male Nanny apparently 81 readers gave it 4.5 stars out of five. I am not sure why my natural skeptic is going :reee: might be cuz its so cliche..

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excerpt of book description on amazon: This stand-alone romance is fluffy. So fluffy. It’s fluff. Low. Angst. Fluff. featuring a large tatted, motorcycle riding ginger man, who bakes a mean bacon quiche...

okaaaaaaai. clearly i cant get into a panty twist over dis cuz it's too fluffy, but i can def shudder, twitch, and delete.

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b. rafe alternate spelling for rave by people who are differentiating between traditional hardcore rafes and the larky fun raves, or a rave that is all superficial glammy clubby and like eww.

i've never been to a rave but imho they are eminently quittable. i get bored of techno after an hour and i think even if i was high AF i'd prefer to go outside to chill. if someone made me stay i might definitely rafe quit.

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c. urban dictionary rafe: One extremely sexy piece of ass, possibly gay, or, very strong, or, the act of smoking weed, or, the act of jerking off in a jar of mayonnaise and putting it back in the fridge to chill, for someone else to find and enjoy.

humm. oki i am definitely not a fan of the last or, and might be induced to rafe quit mayo if someone ever squizzed in my mayo jar. however the other meanings balance it out. i should quit smoking weed cuz it make me trip but i still like it once in a while, and if i found a sexy (hetero male) piece of ass and he jerked off in my mayo jar i might just get more mayo and hide it somewhere. unless all he wanted to do was that, then i'd be like, "uhm, nooo."

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d. then there is the traditional name of Rafe, which is how you pronounce Ralph in Britain because who wants to sound like the word for vomit, but the meaning is cool because it means red wolf, or wolf council. It comes from old Norse (which is way cool in my book), Rathulfr, a compound name composed of the elements rađ, rath (counsel) and ulfr (wolf).

Rafe is also short for Raphael, (meaning who god has healed), who was one of the archangels in the Bible but also a cool Italian renaissance painter that I like who reminds me of Boticelli.

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so americanized ralphs i could race quit but rafe's in general it would depend on the guy.

e. a rafe in Hebrew is an obscure bit of punctuation thats probably long out of fashion and i've never used it so i cant really quit what i am only recently aware of. non-event.

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f. RAFE is also a designer handbag, very chichic. the one pictured runs $675 which is fking ridiculous. why do people pay that kind of money for brand name stuff rather than make themselves something original for a fraction of the cost? If someone gave me a rafe bag i could def rafe quit. there's also rafe spy optic eyeware, which are really nerdy plain square dad glasses that they are trying to make fashionable. hmmm

k so dats my rafe quit post. wat? its supposed to be RAGE quit? ooooh. dats very different!

does a gilda radnor "nevermind"...