The Poor Need Not Apply

Indoctrination is simultaneously the problem and the solution. The Company is seeking a qualified, experienced Pied Piper with at least 2-3 decades of experience, and a track record of avoiding regulation. Maintaining proactive relations with pocketed government officials and law enforcement agencies is a must as the candidate will have to manage any related expenses with revenue that streams through unscrupulous channels. An established familial connection to Big Business is not required, but is a plus. The ideal candidate will not yet have been the subject of any probes or investigations conducted by state or federal agencies or regulators that are not under the direct influence of our benefactors. Compensation and benefits are handsome enough to make selling your soul quite simple. Resumes need not be submitted, as the recommendation must be made directly by an elitist that the establishment is already well acquainted with.

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