Youtube.. Because You Suck And We Hate You!! @mericanhomestead skit

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Here Is The Problems And Issues That We All Had With Youtube!


"It was a good run on Youtube but all things must come to an end. Fortunately, An American Homestead will continue on other websites and platforms where we actually get PAID for our content. Blockchain BABY!"
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"YOUTUBE, because you suck, and we hate you.

An open letter to the Creator Community from Youtube’s Marketing Department:

In a world of full entertainment, some folks have decided to get rid of their TV's. But it doesn’t matter, because our app and programs are on all mobile devices and now Smart TV's! People make cold hard cash jumping off moving motorcycles and setting their hair on fire. All you need to do is set your hair on fire and jump off of a moving vehicle on a busy highway and you can be rich and famous too!

At YOUTUBE, we now only feature mindless content from brain dead actors and creators, just like a bunch of other entertainment companies have done, dating back to about 1950. However ours is better, because we don't allow actual news or factual based educational content. It's because you suck, and we hate you.

Our site has the greatest search engine ever developed. You're disappointed to not find conservative news outlets, firearms channels or home based education topics, but that is your fault. If you were a fan of Rachel Maddow, you would love it. Take a look at how easily the MSNBC, CNN and BBC news channels show up topside in the most advanced search engine in the world. The reason you have to scroll for two days to find the actual Fox News Channel icon in a "Fox News" search result is not OUR fault. It's because you suck, and we hate you.

Youtube Red is the coolest thing EVAR! Nevermind that it allows us to manipulate and further de-monetize the content creators we don't like. Conservative and family based creators can post videos that go viral that get seen by a bazillion people all over social media, but it doesn't matter, because Even if you do have more subscribers than can fit in a big league sports stadium, we will still demonetize your video quicker than you can say, DemoRanch, and not pay you anything.

That video you posted about harvesting your sweet potatoes, yeah we demonetized that. How about that new homeschool curriculum that everyone is talking about, yup, demonetized that too! You like Trump's new border wall? Well, that gets a strike buddy. Your content is insulting and harmful to others. The Youtube and Google diversity team is always standing by to make sure only gender binary makeup artists are the only creators seeing ad revenue on our platform. Oh, that and Young Turks.

In case you don't know what videos to upload for your channel, we will alter your subscriptions and feed you our left wing propaganda so subtly, you won't even realize it. A Katy Perry ad here and a GiGi Gourgeous promo there and before you know it, you're promoting to your audience Al Gore's latest weather action thriller. For the creators who continue to whine and complain, you're already on our list and people won't find you in our search engine ever again anyway. Because you suck and we hate you. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife and let you run off to Vimeo, but you’ll come back, you always do.

Watch our stuff.

Sincerely

Youtube Marketing Department,
Because you suck. And we hate you"

SOURCE- @mericanhomestead

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