Gifts from Crete

Brother brought back a gift from Crete:

o same as the one from croatia

I was hoping to see something like that when I first saw the thumbnail, and you did not disappoint :D

hahaha yeah looking at it now the thumbnail does ruin any kind of surprise or even deviation from initial impression eh?

unfourtunatley flesh (and almost veinish pattern?) coloured wrapping paper. you have to feel for what I'm sure are very common scenarios where a penis fleshed wrapped penis present reveals only yet another flesh penis. its seems to me it would be albeit an irrational but regardless tremendous disapointment

perhaps i should sleep

2 more and you can make a coffee table.

hopefully when I'm less tired and more clever i'll remember to revisit this comment

edit: wrong place for this comment, still saving this one

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What on earth is this

Piece of wood carved in the form of a penis.

I don't know the type of wood nor the finish applied though, sorry

it's a beer opener too!

how would that look hanging from the stovetop w/ your fav lighting lol

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