Ten humorous insights that will change your life!

in zhu •  4 years ago 

The mouse fell into the half-full rice tank, and the accident made it overjoyed. After confirming that there was no danger, it ate a fast meal and fell asleep after eating. In this way, it ate and slept in the rice tank, and ate it. The good days always slip past quickly. When the rice tank is about to bottom out, it will not be able to absorb the temptation of rice.
"Learning to be considerate of others is not difficult, as long as you are willing to seriously look at problems from the other side's perspective and standpoint"

  1. There is an old carpenter who is about to retire, and the boss can't bear him, and asks him to build another house before leaving. Although the old carpenter agreed, his heart was no longer at work. He used poor materials and did rough work. When the house was built, the boss said it was his retirement gift. He didn't expect to build his own house. He was ashamed and regretted.
    "Actually, everything in life is done for oneself, do it for the best"
  1. On a high-speed train, an old man is not young
    Xin dropped one of the new shoes he had just bought from the window. The people around felt sorry for him. Unexpectedly, the old man immediately threw the second shoe through the window. This move was even more surprising. The old man explained: No matter how expensive this shoe is, it is no longer useful to me. If anyone can pick up a pair of shoes, maybe he can still wear it!
    "The pain that is destined to be irreparable, it is better to give up early"

  2. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing and found nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, and it was the same. It just arrived on the third day when a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted: If you dare to use carrots as bait, I will kill you.
    "What you give is what you "want" to give, not what the other party wants. The contribution of living in your own world is worthless."

  1. A friend is a doctor. After a cancer operation, he found that he couldn't cut it, so he had to sew it again. I went to explain the situation to the patient. The patient came from the countryside and couldn't understand the terminology. He insisted that he was cured after the operation. He had to be discharged from the hospital and paid a return visit one year later. It was great. The cancer cells really disappeared. My friend used to be a doctor of medicine, and then went on to study for a doctor of psychology.
    "Optimism is the best surgery"
  1. That year, when he was sitting in a coffee shop waiting for his friends, a girl came over and asked: Did you go on a blind date through Aunt Wang? He raised his head to look at her, it was the type he liked, thinking why not just make the mistake, so he hurriedly agreed: Yes, please sit down. ... On the day of the wedding, he confessed that he was not going on a blind date. The wife laughed and said: I am not going to go on a blind date, but just find an excuse to strike up a conversation with you...
    "Opportunity is here, don't hesitate, seize it"
  1. Two tigers, one in a cage and one in the wilderness. The two tigers think that they are in a bad environment and envy each other. They decided to exchange identities and were very happy at first. But soon, two tigers died, one died of hunger and the other died of depression.
    "Sometimes, people turn a blind eye to their own happiness and always look at the happiness of others. In fact, what you have is what others envy.
  1. Girls openly vote for class flowers, and the plain-looking Xiaomei gave a speech: If I was elected, in a few years, the sisters here can proudly say to her husband that when I was in college, I was more beautiful than class flowers! As a result, she was elected unanimously!
    "Convincing others to support you does not necessarily have to prove that they are better than others, but to make others feel that because of you, they become better and more fulfilled."
  1. At a banquet, Mark Twain sat down with a lady and said out of courtesy: You are so beautiful! The lady did not appreciate it, and said proudly: It is a pity that I cannot praise you in the same way! Mark Twain said gently and peacefully: That's okay, you can just tell a lie like me. The lady lowered her head in shame.
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