My simple generalized breakdown of the zodiac's sexual nature.

in zodiac •  8 years ago 

Here is my simple generalized breakdown of the zodiac's sexual nature -- for entertainment purposes only. And yes, there are exceptions.

Fire signs are nymphos. Air signs are freaks. Earth signs are prudes. Water signs are generally amorphous.

  • Fire + Fire = Lots of sex. The bedroom is always stank.
  • Fire + Air = Lots of fucking; however, Fire can tire of Air's need for multiple position changes.
  • Fire + Earth = Earth gets used and abused and hasn't the power to stop it.
  • Fire + Water = What was once good sex quickly turns bad as Water's emotions interfere with sexual consistency.
  • Air + Air = Sex is kinky, erotic, experimental and tape recorded. Safe words are usually required. #kumquat
  • Air + Earth = Earth believes Air to be too nasty and uncouth and must be tamed, causing Air's eventual sexual boredom.
  • Air + Water = Sex becomes a power struggle due to Water's need for control and fear of being turned out. This challenge can become a turn on for Air.
  • Earth + Earth = Periodic, biblical sexual intercourse, as it has been thought out and mutually agreed upon to be a requirement for a long-lasting romantic relationship. Mostly missionary, under the covers, and with the lights off.
  • Earth + Water = Comfortable sex. Often scheduled for weekends.
  • Water + Water = Highly emotional, soap opera sex. Can lead to soft cries being heard through the walls. 
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you must hate water sighs lol

Lol, not at all. They're cool, just highly emotional.

Yes we are 😁

A lot of times that also has to do with your rising sign! A water sign might have attributes of a fire sign because their ascending is a fire sign!