“What’s got you so excited?” Yin Shaojie asked, finding her expression amusing. Curiosity piqued, he leaned in closer. But when he caught sight of the box filled with condoms, his face mirrored Xiao Xiao's, both frozen in wide-eyed shock.
Their expressions read: (⊙_⊙)
They exchanged a silent, incredulous glance before Xiao Xiao collapsed onto the bed, laughing uncontrollably. She clutched her stomach as she rolled back and forth, tears glistening in her eyes.
“Oh my God! Yin’s mom is too creative! She actually gave us this?! I can’t—this is just too funny!”
Yin Shaojie reached into the box, rummaging through its contents. Every single item was the same brand, neatly packed into a box brimming with at least a few hundred.
He chuckled helplessly. “With this many, how long do you think it’s going to take us to use them all?”
Xiao Xiao sat up abruptly, glaring at him. “Who said I’m using any with you?!”
A mischievous grin spread across Yin Shaojie’s handsome face as he suddenly leaned over, pinning her beneath him. Holding a single condom between his index and middle fingers, he lowered his face close to hers, his voice dropping to a teasing whisper. “Why so shy? We’re already engaged, aren’t we? Let’s try one tonight. Who knows if this brand’s any good?”
Xiao Xiao’s delicate face turned a vivid shade of crimson. Flustered, she pushed him away with both hands and feet, wrapping her arms protectively around herself. “Yin Shaojie! You pervert!”
He scoffed, his gaze playful as he teased her. “It’s just a condom. Why are you making such a big deal? Don’t tell me you’ve never seen one before?”
Irritated by his taunts, Xiao Xiao straightened her back and raised her chin defiantly. “Who says I haven’t? I just don’t want to use one with you! Hmph! With all the girlfriends you’ve had, who knows if you… if you’ve caught something!”
Yin Shaojie’s smile faltered. Her disdainful expression stung his pride.
He pouted and retorted, “For your information, I’m still a virgin! Believe it or not!”
Xiao Xiao eyed him skeptically. “Seriously? After dating so many girls, you’re still a virgin? That’s a hard pill to swallow.”
Regretting his outburst almost immediately, Yin Shaojie sighed inwardly. She had a point—after all his relationships, admitting he was still a virgin did bruise his masculine pride. If word got out, his reputation would take a hit.
“Xiao Xiao, let’s pretend I never said that, and you didn’t hear it, okay?” His phoenix-shaped eyes curved into a roguish smile, charming yet imploring.
Xiao Xiao quickly caught on, her mischievous grin resembling that of a cat who had just stolen cream. “You want me to keep your little secret?”
He nodded earnestly.
Her sly smile widened as she raised her chin like a spoiled aristocrat. “It’s not impossible, but you’ll have to do as I say. If you listen to me, I’ll act like I didn’t hear a thing.”
“Whatever you say, my queen,” Yin Shaojie declared, lifting her hand and pressing a light kiss to its back.
“Now that’s more like it.” Xiao Xiao smirked, her tone deceptively sweet. “Don’t worry, I’m reasonable. I won’t make things too hard for you, and I certainly won’t ask you to do anything illegal. It’s simple…” She paused, her eyes gleaming with mischief. “From now on, this room is mine. You—sleep on the sofa!”
Yin Shaojie’s smile froze. He stared at her in disbelief, as though he hadn’t heard correctly. “The… sofa?”
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