BlogHide Resteemsbustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Cute BirdMy Cute Bird wanted a spade that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Talented JerkHer Talented Jerk looked for a bat that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A bat…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Bewildered Indigenous ManTheir Bewildered Indigenous Man owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Indigenous Man, who…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Eccentric MartianEccentric Martian owned a cup that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be fun.…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Depressed ElfDepressed Elf desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to hug. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Ugly MonsterMy Ugly Monster desperately wanted a CD player that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Crazy EagleA Crazy Eagle always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lonely TrollThe Lonely Troll found a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Weary NewtThe Weary Newt always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that this…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Famous BabyThe Famous Baby desperately needed a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Crazy NewtHis Crazy Newt desperately needed a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Foolish LunaticMy Foolish Lunatic looked for a spade to throw. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Nervous ElephantA Nervous Elephant desired a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Handsome WormA Handsome Worm desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Round HedgehogThe Round Hedgehog desperately wanted a teapot to demolish. It should have been a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining.…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Crazy OgreA Crazy Ogre had a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning.…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Foolish MonkeyHer Foolish Monkey had a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Blue KnightHis Blue Knight owned a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was epic.…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Big BirdHer Big Bird owned a mug that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have…bustlinglava (55)in hive-150943 • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Confused BuilderHer Confused Builder desperately craved for a tomato that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who expected…