BlogHide Resteemsdailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-06-07When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-06-06FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #13 A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy Q: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-06-05Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-06-04Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe! Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they are…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-06-03Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-06-02Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it? A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-06-01Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-31'etckeeper' allows you to save changes you make to /etc in a bazaar repository. Useful to track and revert changes. Image Credit Have a nice day! See you all tomorrow! check…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-30Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. Q: How long does it take? A: It's indeterminate. It will depend upon how many…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-29Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-28Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only). Image…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-27Like an expensive sports car, fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was sleek, shapely, and gorgeous, her red jumpsuit moulding her body, which was as warm as seatcovers in July, her hair as dark as…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-26I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-25We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-24No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-23Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-22Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. [Surrealist jokes just…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-21Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-20Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth. -- Mark Twain "A…dailyfortune (56)in quote • 7 years agoDaily Fortune - 2018-05-19Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat? A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires. Q: How long does it take? A: It's indeterminate. It will depend upon how many…