BlogHide Resteemsimprov (67)in freewrite • last monthher achievementsFor Her who? @stinawog? I wonder what she thinks is her greatest achievement. Getting into grad school is maybe up there. It's recent and recency holds some status. Being a thoughtful parent...is…improv (67)in poetry • 2 months agoThisThis day is cloudy There's no chance of meatballs but i'm still going to have spa ghettiimprov (67)in sdtre • 4 months agosad treeOk, trying something new. Let's see if I can write a sketch a day. Doesn't matter if they're no good. Practice, baby! What if trees worried about going bald? Getting thin on top? Try a new…improv (67)in xmas • 4 months agof xmasHe's looking in shop windows. He looks sad. "Have yourself a merry little Christmas is playing." Christmas lights hang all around. He catches his reflection in the window, sees how sad he is, and…improv (67)in freewritehouse • 5 months agopair of losers -5minutefreewriteFor Even a pair of deuces beats a king all by itself. When we're together we win more than we lose. That's enough philosophizing. I'm distracted. My kid is watching something. I never learned…improv (67)in freewrite • 5 months agohit pauseFor boop hit pausw paws. Boop. Timer stops. Take a break. Not a break.. That thing that...was it A different World? Saved by the bell. no. Yes. both. They could stop time. What if we all could…improv (67)in dogoclock • 6 months agoIt's dog o'clocksee the dog tick tock it's dog o'clockimprov (67)in yuh • 6 months agotis ii am meimprov (67)in the • 11 months agoHm?Oh, just checking out the place. Anything going on?improv (67)in no • 11 months agoI wonder ifThere's a better wayimprov (67)in freetwerei • 11 months agomusicFor Shit Shit I type shit and then pause for a bit and then type shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Is it Shit Fit Bit Hit Tit Whit Mitt Knit Nit Shit Nit Nit Pick nit…improv (67)in iosophy • 11 months agophilFor The mechanical dog is the mechanical man's best friend. They oil each other's hinges. They peruse the Popular Mechanics magazines. They even spend their evenings filing away each other's…improv (67)in minjute • 11 months agosorrowFor My statement is this: I'm impatient. Not always, but I'm an impatient writer, and sometimes an impatient reader. I can read pretty fast, and if I think I can continue understanding without…improv (67)in bore • 11 months agoboringFor Here's my boring presentation on the boring company it smells bed. I burned the beans nuts and I am uncomfortable and i feel sick and slightly miserable, and I don't feel like that's…improv (67)in economism • last yeareconomistFor Spend your days wisely. She's an economist. So she's always calculating what she prefers, and the instant you aren't it, she's gone. Very short-sighted. She could take the long view, but…improv (67)in huh • last yearlifeFor Stina's doing this with some music. It contains the phrase, "would you pray for me" which Is on the wall... embedded there. Because a kid threw a bunch of rocks at our window, and they…improv (67)in freewrite • last yearthinking overmuchFor Where did it go? Oh there it is. What's that do? Oh, it does that. Why did that happen? WHYYYYYYYYY Can you do that? You can! What's the top of a rooster's head called? Comb. Chuck.…improv (67)in freewrite • last yearexFor My ex. Which ex? There's no one person in particular I think of when I think of my ex. I'm best buds with my ex from freshman year. I'm friendly acquaintances with my ex from sophomore…improv (67)in freewrite • last yeardoFor My initiative roll was only 3. So... I can't really use my initiative until later in the round I'm gonna get a soda. That's what I'm using my initiative for Something is crawling up my…improv (67)in freewrote • last yearhollywoodFor DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? Marketing Thinking about Mr. Peanut. That's all. Gonna use the freewrite to let you know what's on my mind. And I'm not sure if I'll connect it to Peanut…