BlogHide Resteemsimprov (67)in poem • 23 days agoMiseryMy dad is dead A genocide in Palestine My cat is dying The vet bills are expensive My acting career is not being a career right now I'm tired My body hurts I'm having trouble motivating…improv (67)in feelings • 23 days agohard to be chipperMy back hurts I'm worried about my cat I'm exhausted. I haven't slept well in ages. My heart is thumping hard I'm having trouble calming my mindimprov (67)in treats • last monthice creambeen making frozen custard! delicious!improv (67)in him • 2 months agokid projectMy kid wanted to make a wormhole, and this is what he did. Ingredients: oil, water, sugar, dorito, peanut butter pretzel, blue food coloring. Crush, cook, let cool, then stir. It didn't work, he…improv (67)in celebrate • 4 months agoA year of Punday Mondays!I mislabeled this week's Punday Monday (here: I thought it was 364, but that was last week's. It's 365!!!! That means if you took all the Punday Mondays, you'd have a whole year of solid…improv (67)in freewrite • 6 months agoher achievementsFor Her who? @stinawog? I wonder what she thinks is her greatest achievement. Getting into grad school is maybe up there. It's recent and recency holds some status. Being a thoughtful parent...is…improv (67)in poetry • 6 months agoThisThis day is cloudy There's no chance of meatballs but i'm still going to have spa ghettiimprov (67)in sdtre • 9 months agosad treeOk, trying something new. Let's see if I can write a sketch a day. Doesn't matter if they're no good. Practice, baby! What if trees worried about going bald? Getting thin on top? Try a new…improv (67)in xmas • 9 months agof xmasHe's looking in shop windows. He looks sad. "Have yourself a merry little Christmas is playing." Christmas lights hang all around. He catches his reflection in the window, sees how sad he is, and…improv (67)in freewritehouse • 9 months agopair of losers -5minutefreewriteFor Even a pair of deuces beats a king all by itself. When we're together we win more than we lose. That's enough philosophizing. I'm distracted. My kid is watching something. I never learned…improv (67)in freewrite • 9 months agohit pauseFor boop hit pausw paws. Boop. Timer stops. Take a break. Not a break.. That thing that...was it A different World? Saved by the bell. no. Yes. both. They could stop time. What if we all could…improv (67)in dogoclock • 10 months agoIt's dog o'clocksee the dog tick tock it's dog o'clockimprov (67)in yuh • 10 months agotis ii am meimprov (67)in the • last yearHm?Oh, just checking out the place. Anything going on?improv (67)in no • last yearI wonder ifThere's a better wayimprov (67)in freetwerei • last yearmusicFor Shit Shit I type shit and then pause for a bit and then type shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Is it Shit Fit Bit Hit Tit Whit Mitt Knit Nit Shit Nit Nit Pick nit…improv (67)in iosophy • last yearphilFor The mechanical dog is the mechanical man's best friend. They oil each other's hinges. They peruse the Popular Mechanics magazines. They even spend their evenings filing away each other's…improv (67)in minjute • last yearsorrowFor My statement is this: I'm impatient. Not always, but I'm an impatient writer, and sometimes an impatient reader. I can read pretty fast, and if I think I can continue understanding without…improv (67)in bore • last yearboringFor Here's my boring presentation on the boring company it smells bed. I burned the beans nuts and I am uncomfortable and i feel sick and slightly miserable, and I don't feel like that's…improv (67)in economism • last yeareconomistFor Spend your days wisely. She's an economist. So she's always calculating what she prefers, and the instant you aren't it, she's gone. Very short-sighted. She could take the long view, but…
