BlogHide Resteemsimprov (67)in photography • 16 days agocool rustpretty cool rust don't you think? do you see the horse?improv (67)in ugh • 16 days agoOh boyJustin Sun is in the media. That's never good.improv (67)in uggh • 26 days agoshe's restlessI guess I know she's not ok, because she can't get comfortableimprov (67)in ugh • 26 days agobooHey. It's just that things are crappy. Mostly cat things. But the crappiness is big. It's bad in a big way. It's bad in a worse than if she had just died. That's why it's bad. It's bad because…improv (67)in poem • 2 months agoMiseryMy dad is dead A genocide in Palestine My cat is dying The vet bills are expensive My acting career is not being a career right now I'm tired My body hurts I'm having trouble motivating…improv (67)in feelings • 2 months agohard to be chipperMy back hurts I'm worried about my cat I'm exhausted. I haven't slept well in ages. My heart is thumping hard I'm having trouble calming my mindimprov (67)in treats • 2 months agoice creambeen making frozen custard! delicious!improv (67)in him • 3 months agokid projectMy kid wanted to make a wormhole, and this is what he did. Ingredients: oil, water, sugar, dorito, peanut butter pretzel, blue food coloring. Crush, cook, let cool, then stir. It didn't work, he…improv (67)in celebrate • 5 months agoA year of Punday Mondays!I mislabeled this week's Punday Monday (here: I thought it was 364, but that was last week's. It's 365!!!! That means if you took all the Punday Mondays, you'd have a whole year of solid…improv (67)in freewrite • 7 months agoher achievementsFor Her who? @stinawog? I wonder what she thinks is her greatest achievement. Getting into grad school is maybe up there. It's recent and recency holds some status. Being a thoughtful parent...is…improv (67)in poetry • 7 months agoThisThis day is cloudy There's no chance of meatballs but i'm still going to have spa ghettiimprov (67)in sdtre • 10 months agosad treeOk, trying something new. Let's see if I can write a sketch a day. Doesn't matter if they're no good. Practice, baby! What if trees worried about going bald? Getting thin on top? Try a new…improv (67)in xmas • 10 months agof xmasHe's looking in shop windows. He looks sad. "Have yourself a merry little Christmas is playing." Christmas lights hang all around. He catches his reflection in the window, sees how sad he is, and…improv (67)in freewritehouse • 10 months agopair of losers -5minutefreewriteFor Even a pair of deuces beats a king all by itself. When we're together we win more than we lose. That's enough philosophizing. I'm distracted. My kid is watching something. I never learned…improv (67)in freewrite • 10 months agohit pauseFor boop hit pausw paws. Boop. Timer stops. Take a break. Not a break.. That thing that...was it A different World? Saved by the bell. no. Yes. both. They could stop time. What if we all could…improv (67)in dogoclock • 11 months agoIt's dog o'clocksee the dog tick tock it's dog o'clockimprov (67)in yuh • 11 months agotis ii am meimprov (67)in the • last yearHm?Oh, just checking out the place. Anything going on?improv (67)in no • last yearI wonder ifThere's a better wayimprov (67)in freetwerei • last yearmusicFor Shit Shit I type shit and then pause for a bit and then type shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Is it Shit Fit Bit Hit Tit Whit Mitt Knit Nit Shit Nit Nit Pick nit…
