BlogHide Resteemslanguidcocket (55)in king • 13 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Purple KingA Purple King owned a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided it was epic. Who would have…languidcocket (55)in reindeer • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Cheerful ReindeerA Cheerful Reindeer needed a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a curious operation, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is out…languidcocket (55)in servant • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fat ServantHer Fat Servant desperately looked for a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Servant, who…languidcocket (55)in scammer • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Weary ScammerThe Weary Scammer wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It is a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer…languidcocket (55)in prince • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Worrisome PrinceThe Worrisome Prince desperately needed a crown to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion…languidcocket (55)in fisherman • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Stupid FishermanA Stupid Fisherman desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that…languidcocket (55)in chimp • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Cute ChimpTheir Cute Chimp desperately needed a spade that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it…languidcocket (55)in antelope • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Lonely AntelopeHis Lonely Antelope desperately searched for a teapot to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is…languidcocket (55)in worm • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Grumpy WormHer Grumpy Worm craved for a rubber chicken that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in…languidcocket (55)in princess • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Careful PrincessThe Careful Princess desired a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the…languidcocket (55)in bear • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Foolish BearThe Foolish Bear always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, the most…languidcocket (55)in unicorn • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Talented UnicornTalented Unicorn wanted a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a curious idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a…languidcocket (55)in snake • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Square SnakeMy Square Snake desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thinks that…languidcocket (55)in prince • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Lucky PrinceA Lucky Prince needed a can of Tango that they would often sleep with. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would…languidcocket (55)in dog • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Eccentric DogThe Eccentric Dog desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes share. It might be a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be spectacular. A block…languidcocket (55)in builder • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Depressed BuilderTheir Depressed Builder desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Builder, who felt that…languidcocket (55)in geek • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Energetic GeekEnergetic Geek craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be awesome. You…languidcocket (55)in eagle • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Cheerful EagleMy Cheerful Eagle searched for a tomato that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be…languidcocket (55)in viper • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Special ViperSpecial Viper desperately searched for a can of coke that they would cuddle. It was an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was breathtaking.…languidcocket (55)in gremlin • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Orange GremlinHer Orange Gremlin desperately desired a spade to cuddle. It is an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the…
