BlogHide Resteemsmerelyhurdle (55)in elf • 1 hour agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fat ElfThe Fat Elf desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered…merelyhurdle (55)in lunatic • 3 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Special LunaticMy Special Lunatic desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Careful ElephantHis Careful Elephant often carried a pint of beer that they would throw. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Blue NewtThe Blue Newt desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often throw. It might be a fairly different undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Brainy WoodpeckerMy Brainy Woodpecker often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be out of…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Boring ElfA Boring Elf often carried a crown that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Worrisome SantaHer Worrisome Santa desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Beautiful EagleMy Beautiful Eagle desperately looked for a spade that they liked to break. This seems to be an original proposal, to you, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Bum Loving WoodpeckerThe Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Handsome QueenHis Handsome Queen desperately needed a CD player to try to balance on their head. It would be a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was simply life.…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Confused EagleTheir Confused Eagle desperately desired a CD player that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, out…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lonely OrangutanMy Lonely Orangutan desired a radiator to insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was magnificent.…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Gentle WoodpeckerThe Gentle Woodpecker needed a sponge that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Jolly MartianA Jolly Martian always kept a spade to sit and look at. It would be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A spade was the…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Worrisome ScammerThe Worrisome Scammer desperately desired a wig that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was entertaining. You wouldnt…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Famous KingHis Famous King desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Yellow EagleYellow Eagle had a crown that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Brainy GeekHer Brainy Geek desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Famous AlienFamous Alien craved for a pint of cider that they would sit and look at. It might have been a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was awesome. You…merelyhurdle (55)in hive-183959 • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Scary AftabThe Scary Aftab looked for a set square that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who feels that it was in fact…