BlogHide Resteemsomarzazueta (25)in poem • 6 years agopoem that is lifeTell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the soul is dead that slumbers, And things are not what they seem. Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its…omarzazueta (25)in jokes • 6 years agojokesA man is talking to God. The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" God: "To me it's a penny." The man:…omarzazueta (25)in chistes • 6 years agoCHISTESAndrew: What did the philosophical sweet potato say? ¿Qué dijo el camote filosófico? Gemma: I don’t know. What? No sé. ¿Qué? Andrew: I think, therefore I yam. Pienso, luego yo camote.omarzazueta (25)in chistes • 6 years agochistesJeff: I just found out I'm colorblind. Acabo de enterarme que soy daltónico. Sam: Oh, really? ¿En serio? Jeff: Yeah, the diagnosis came completely out of the purple. Sí, la diagnosis…omarzazueta (25)in chistes • 6 years agoun chiste para el ratoWhat did one wall say to the other wall? ¿Qué le dijo una pared a otra pared? What? ¿Qué? I'll meet you at the corner! ¡Te veo en la esquina!omarzazueta (25)in hola • 6 years agomi primer día en esta red socialhola es mi primer día en esta red social le mando un saludo a todos y que tengan un buen fin de semana