BlogHide Resteemstheregularguy (66)in sports • 5 years agoHave you heard the news?Michael Jordan's reaction to hearing that the Charlotte Hornets gave Terry Rozier almost $57 million. Giphy Then he remembered he is the one who did it. Sourcetheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoHeroHow I feel after flipping the circuit breaker to restore power to the TV my wife is watching.theregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoPoint of viewHow the majority of the world sees soccer (futbol). How Americans see soccer. Gifs from Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoMaturityWhat my friends and I turn into when one of us gets a woman's number. Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoWarning: Tinder is a lieI assure you that her profile picture looked nothing like this. Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoIs there such a thing as "too high"?When you are too high to even chew. Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoOh Canada!Not only do they have a great National Anthem, but Canadians sure know how to train their kids. Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoThe question isCan you stop being a douche? Giphy At least he's an honest douche.theregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoDon't let the door hit you on the way outWhat all the Thunder fans wish they could have said to Russel Westbrook before his attitude cost them Harden and Durant. Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoAnother one bites the dustIt seems no one wants to play with Russell Westbrook. I can't imagine why. He looks like such a fun guy to be around. Actual footage of Westbrook every second of every day. Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoI hate it when that happensWhen seagulls steal your shirt Giphy But you are not even at the beach.theregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoIt can't be.When you realize you just had more fun watching women's soccer than you have had watching any baseball game over the past 5 years. Giphy Baseball was already slow. Adding replay made it…theregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoYou can never be too cautious.When you know what you are about to say is so offensive, you better get ready for her to kick you in the balls through the phone. Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoNot a cat personYou know you are not a cat person if you see this And say, "Great! One down. One billion to go!"theregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoHappy AnniversaryThirty years ago today, TV changed for the better. Thank you Seinfeld!theregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoDogsI'm pretty sure the only thing dogs like less than fireworks is being dressed up like idiots for our amusement. Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoEvery manHow every man feels every second of every day. Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoHome aloneThat feeling when your wife takes the kids to grandmas for the day so you can get some "work" done. Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoFor the guy who has everythingMy wife asked me what I want for my birthday. This bottle Giphytheregularguy (66)in punchline • 5 years agoNot the way I rememberI don't think thi sis how freeze tag works. Giphy