my budget life
I'm down to one fetching wench, but she prefers to be called wife and doesn't appreciate my steeming under or above the influence.
This began as a proper shit post but will probably end abruptly when the reality sets in that more beer will not magically appear in my hand.
focus
Nope it didn't work it's just me, spotify, and the cat. If I were a rich man I'd fiddle myself a man cave with a keg. A boom boom room if you will. This feels like a 5 cent post(if I'm lucky) and that's about 1/37 of the cheapest beer available! That's some perspective! My fetching wenches only cost me about 3 ATH steem a day. Fantasy is seeping in to my lack of sipping sustenance.
Can I get a beer token maybe some weed? Drama? All these tokens and I'm over here about to steem-busk Ed Sheeran b sides on dtube or do push-ups or something I dunno?!?
wench beer me!
nothing in hand
Well shit the Eagles just came on so I'm gonna hit the corner store and see if they take steem.
PS I created this garbage on @partiko but it couldn't upload my marvelous image so piss off you wankers!
I've never had a 1664 before is it anything like 1984? Totalitarian and mind numbing
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😂 it's not as good as victory but I will obey my thirst
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Here have an upvote towards a 🍺
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Wow, I sincerely appreciate that!
Your generosity just saved everyone, which is like 9 of you, from hearing me play shape of you disco style with a white dude rap breakdown.. There is always tomorrow!
Imagine if there were millions of steemians beseeched to quell my aspirations to litter the chain with these unapologetic perversions of poop posts?
I'd imagine my "wife" might approve of my "work" and the beer would trickle down to all steem supplicants pouring the utopian vision of our black mirror blockchain future to the masses..
My wife is calling gotta go..
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The best we can hope for..approval from the wife and beer money without having to ask her.. I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE and business idea. Through simple upvotes, WE can fund someone of need of beer, weed and other stuff..
~RESPECT~
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I just shed a tear from the realness and I thank you for your contributions to my beer weed n stuff 🙏
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Take it easy mate👍
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Always! But seriously thx for the upvotes ur truly the fun guy
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Lol🤣
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