My Glorious Actifit Report Card: December 15 2018 WORSHIP ME!

in actifit •  6 years ago  (edited)

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So yeah it is once again time to do one of these as I cannot let @d-vine,
@jayna, @carlgnash, @mariannewest, @enginewitty, @junkfeathers and all the other people who think they are so super fly showing how they are so fit and suave have all the glory :P

Today I woke up and mastered the strenuous task of getting dressed then decided to take an example from my dogs who always seem fit and chaise my mailman for a bit with my wheelchair.

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After about 45 minutes into my routine the mailman malfunctioned and collapsed they just don’t build them as they used too - meh… So I went home to save the world from an invasion of pies with nefarious intent. Such sacrifice I made as I took care of every one of the 37 invaders .

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So much heroism calls for a well deserved nap ZzzzzzzZzzzZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz , after which I proceeded to stretch my toes and yawn for a whole 20 minutes besting my all time record of seventeen minutes and fifty seconds by a full two minutes point five. Yay me !!! yes you may applaud here! After this phenomenal feat It was time to take to social media and grace the world with my presence and insight. Post on Steemit - check , check messages on Facehook -check, Troll donald Trump on Twitter-check !

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So much dedication deserves a reward so it was time to end my day by Winning at life and video games ! That wraps up this report! :D Have a nice day and remember-

All PIE is MINE
Except for pumpkin and sweet potato
you can have that

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bwhahaha! Slay that pie! :)

:D

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:D

I applaud you for defending us all against the evil pie invasion. However, next time, let me help you!! Send one my way.

Tomorrow, I will go and find a good mailman for you. One you can chase much longer than that. Once the pie arrives, I will put him into the box and ship him right back to you :)

Love your art!

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

^_^

I love this. I have been circling the notion of my own activity update, I have been similarly active. I didn't think I could muster enough of the humour required, I feared I would have unintentionally attracted unsolicited encouragement, advice or pity.
I love this though tyge. X

We do not need pity and damn those who try we shall eat them :) <3

you are a grand one.

:D

You are hilarious! Love you, you nutter!

Love u 2 ^_^