'I know..I know..the wedding season's arrived.' 'Like Anushka married Virat.' 'Ranveer married Deepika.' 'Even Priyanka married Nick.' 'So I thought, why don't I make good of this opportunity too.' - Hello, Brother. What on earth are you doing? - What? Brother? I was only trying to propose to you. Marriage? Are you crazy? 'But..I had no clue that I'll end up in this modern-day mayhem.' I have an idea. We should go for a live-in instead. How can you bring up this topic in the middle of a proposal? Actually, it comes before the proposal, and not in the middle. We should find out too. Everyone else is doing it these days. Living in a hotel isn't called a live-in relationship. But if you have something else in mind, then a hotel is fine. No, we don't have anything else on our mind. - What do you mean? - What? I mean we'll do everything that a husband and wife normally do. Don't get any ideas. "You're my cocoa-cola.." Don't tell anyone that you two aren't married.
And no one will ever know. I don't have a problem. All it'll take is a red anointment on my head, and a thread around my neck. I am ready. Listen, dear. How long have you two been married, dear? - 1-year. - 6-months. - 6-months - 1-year. Why did you have to run away and get married? Such a nice girl. I do admit she's a 'little' underdressed, but.. Didn't you feel ashamed before doing such a thing? You rascal. You dog.. Stop looking at her. Look at me. Me.. "Make this news public.." I know everything. You two aren't married and just trying to fool everyone else. Do we have any protection? Of course, we do. And in different flavours. Mom, strawberry. This is the only live-in relationship in the world.. ..where the entire family is living together. Mr. Trivedi's daughter ran away from home and got married. Well, at least they got married.. ..and weren't in a live-in. What if we were in a live-in? Then some bodies would be floating in the Yamuna River. Guddu, how does one get married? Guddu doesn't know how.
In fact, Guddu's so impatient...that he's willing to get married right here if anyone can chant a mantra. My phone's data plan is over. .
